This week is shark week. ><{{^{•>
The Facts:
- Shark Week premiered July 17, 1988.
- Created by Tom Golden. (Discovery Channel)
- It started as a way to clear up myths and misconceptions about sharks.
~Wikipedia
Now we know so much more about sharks but people are still getting attacked. Guess somebody’s not watching TV during shark week.
Things to think about during shark week:
- Something touched you in the ocean and you literally walked on water to get away from it.
- You think scuba divers who feed sharks for fun are unstable and need to explore their childhood relationships with their moms to explain this desire.
- You want to yell at swimmers in the ocean in early mornings and late afternoons to get out of the water because these time slots are shark feeding times.
- You know the difference between the shark fin and the porpoise fin. But you’ll still stay out of the water just incase you’re wrong.
- When you watch ‘Fear the Walking Dead’ you just know all the sharks are now zombie sharks.
- You understand sharks can rip apart those shark cages so you ponder #2 again.
- If you saw someone being attacked by a shark you would a. Pass out or b. Hope someone else risks their life to save that person.
- You are certain flooded streets near the coast contain sharks so you won’t even consider a beach vacation during a hurricane or rainy weather just in case.
- The movie Jaws made you realize that sharks remember people and WILL get revenge. So never get on a boat with a person of questionable morals or who may have killed a shark in the past. You just never know.
- You would leave your spouse or child in the ocean to save yourself if someone yelled SHARK. But you would never admit it.
Happy Shark Week Peeps!
5 responses to “10 Reasons Why We Are Obsessed with Shark Week”
We remain in doors whenever a tornado hits because…Sharknado!!
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lol Right?!
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Hahahaha! I tend to hold back feeding the fish in my daughter’s fish tank because… you never know, they might have turned into sharks…
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Lol!
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