Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share

Questions I’m Frequently Asked:

*Do you think you may have a drinking problem?

A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed.

*What is your favorite Margarita?

A: Frozen, any flavor. Love the kind that’s already made and looks like an adult Capri Sun.

*If music played every time you entered a room (aka theme song), what would that song be?

A: Africa by Toto (it’s playing in your head right now)

*Is Water wet? (My damn kids sent me this) I refuse to answer!

*Your Biggest Pet Peeve?

A: People. Especially people who are mean.

*If you could choose any actor to play you in a movie, who would it be?

A: Melissa McCarthy. My dad says she is my twin.

*Can I message you a picture?

A: Nope. I’ve been around the block buddy. You don’t have anything I haven’t made fun of before.

*Do you have a real job?

A: No. I live off my husbands millions and have a house full of servants. What’s the point.

*Why are you doing this blog?

A: Because I have a lot to say and a lot on my mind. I need it to go somewhere. And some people actually like to read it.

That’s it for today! Peace Love and Margaritas!

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