Every day we wake up to the same crap-different day. War, Politics, Trafficking, Murder, Riots, and the list never ends. We are all out of Hail Mary’s and actual Priests (that haven’t molested anyone) to do exorcisms. I can just about bet the farm we don’t have enough holy water left either. So, what’s next?

Sage? I haven’t tried this method but damn, we got to try everything to save the planet, right? Burning sage or “smudging” is supposed to help get rid of negative energy and help solve spiritual issues. (Like Putin himself maybe?)

The next problem is how much do we need? We have the entire planet to smudge Y’all. Do we split it up via country? Does everyone have an Amazon account? Any sage farmers want to get in on this and ship for free?

As far as billing, I think we charge it to Putin via the new USSR. And lastly, who’s going to sage Russia?

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Anyone else have any better ideas to save the planet? I think we have also already gone through all 10 plagues from the bible. The rest is all unknown.

PS. The post is all sarcasm, it comes from my heart with so much rage and frustration of current events over the past few years. We no longer have respect for one another, accountability, self-regulation, and common sense is no longer common. And because I know someone will ask, NO there is not enough sage on the planet to smudge the evil out of this world. Change will only happen if WE the PEOPLE change our cold dark souls.

Peace, Love and Margaritas!