Screw You Laundry!

Doing laundry is my all time favorite thing in the whole wide world! Said no mom of a family of all boys ever. I would rather eat a fried rat and a side of snails. Seriously. To you moms of little babies and toddlers, just wait. The clothes piles get bigger and sweatier and weirder… Continue reading Screw You Laundry!

Hey! I Got Something to Tell You!

Hey You!  I just want to say a Big Ass Thanks! I want you to know that I never take any of you for granted. I appreciate everyone’s support on my crazy ideas and ventures and my little blog. I appreciate all the love, follows, reposts and all the encouraging comments. I also appreciate all… Continue reading Hey! I Got Something to Tell You!

Hurricanes and Clown Shows

Happy Tuesday Peeps. I am EXHAUSTED. Between dealing with Hurricane Matthew and the clown show that was the presidential debate the other night, I can’t even. You feel it too? Let’s break it down. Hurricane Matthew. We knew it was coming. Hell I bought bread and milk and batteries a week ago so I knew… Continue reading Hurricanes and Clown Shows

October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.

It’s Wednesday. In October. Yes I know there are more than one Wednesday in a month but this is the first Wednesday. So bite me. Anyhoo, I checked my calendar (yes I still use the planner calendar method *with fancy stickers) and my calendar says to ‘Make Today Great!’ So now what? I mean I use these… Continue reading October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.

What I’m Not Doing This Weekend.

Notice the coffee cup? That’s the theme for the weekend here at Midlife Margaritas. Coffee, Church, Peace & Quiet. *Laughing because you know there is no such thing as a weekend of peace and quiet. Honestly it’s best to just list the things I’m not doing this weekend. Here goes: Not doing laundry, dishes, cooking,… Continue reading What I’m Not Doing This Weekend.

It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!

Crap. It’s fall already? But it’s still in the 90s here! I can’t enjoy a pumpkin spice latte until the temp is below 70.  I’m not even done with my Wal-Mart bucket-o-margarita mix. But I am looking forward to whipping up some hot apple cider with a splash of rum. If you’re not sitting on… Continue reading It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!

Doughnuts & Dumbassery

Peeps, I’m dying. I’m in a corner in the fetal position suffering from a migraine. But I’m going to power through this blog post because I need to get some things off my chest.  Have you ever had a conversation with someone and you know it won’t end well? Like, the person is beyond stupid.… Continue reading Doughnuts & Dumbassery