Doing laundry is my all time favorite thing in the whole wide world! Said no mom of a family of all boys ever. I would rather eat a fried rat and a side of snails. Seriously. To you moms of little babies and toddlers, just wait. The clothes piles get bigger and sweatier and weirder… Continue reading Screw You Laundry!
Hey You! I just want to say a Big Ass Thanks! I want you to know that I never take any of you for granted. I appreciate everyone’s support on my crazy ideas and ventures and my little blog. I appreciate all the love, follows, reposts and all the encouraging comments. I also appreciate all… Continue reading Hey! I Got Something to Tell You!
Happy Tuesday Peeps. I am EXHAUSTED. Between dealing with Hurricane Matthew and the clown show that was the presidential debate the other night, I can’t even. You feel it too? Let’s break it down. Hurricane Matthew. We knew it was coming. Hell I bought bread and milk and batteries a week ago so I knew… Continue reading Hurricanes and Clown Shows
It’s Wednesday. In October. Yes I know there are more than one Wednesday in a month but this is the first Wednesday. So bite me. Anyhoo, I checked my calendar (yes I still use the planner calendar method *with fancy stickers) and my calendar says to ‘Make Today Great!’ So now what? I mean I use these… Continue reading October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.
Notice the coffee cup? That’s the theme for the weekend here at Midlife Margaritas. Coffee, Church, Peace & Quiet. *Laughing because you know there is no such thing as a weekend of peace and quiet. Honestly it’s best to just list the things I’m not doing this weekend. Here goes: Not doing laundry, dishes, cooking,… Continue reading What I’m Not Doing This Weekend.
Crap. It’s fall already? But it’s still in the 90s here! I can’t enjoy a pumpkin spice latte until the temp is below 70. I’m not even done with my Wal-Mart bucket-o-margarita mix. But I am looking forward to whipping up some hot apple cider with a splash of rum. If you’re not sitting on… Continue reading It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!
Peeps, I’m dying. I’m in a corner in the fetal position suffering from a migraine. But I’m going to power through this blog post because I need to get some things off my chest. Have you ever had a conversation with someone and you know it won’t end well? Like, the person is beyond stupid.… Continue reading Doughnuts & Dumbassery