Is This Flippin’ Election Over Yet?

Flippin’ is not the word I want to use. But my relatives read my blog and while I’m the parent of a high schooler and a college kid, I still get dirty looks from my own parents when I say the ‘F’ word. But if we are discussing the 2016 Presidential Election, we almost need… Continue reading Is This Flippin’ Election Over Yet?

#MomLife. Make it Your Bitch.

To the young moms out there. It WILL get better. The struggle is real but you got this. Make #momlife your bitch! Take back your life and still be an awesome mom/wife. So take your laptop or phone with you to the bathroom and lock the door. Let them cry, stick fingers under the door,… Continue reading #MomLife. Make it Your Bitch.

Midlife Margaritas Won another AWARD!

Can you believe it? Thanks to Bleeping Motherhood, we have been nominated for the Sunshine Blogger Award! It must have been our Sunny Disposition. đŸ™‚ So you know we are celebrating with bottles and bottles of Champagne! And you know what that means? DANCING! Not the stripper pole kind but the cool kid kind like… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas Won another AWARD!

Screw You Laundry!

Doing laundry is my all time favorite thing in the whole wide world! Said no mom of a family of all boys ever. I would rather eat a fried rat and a side of snails. Seriously. To you moms of little babies and toddlers, just wait. The clothes piles get bigger and sweatier and weirder… Continue reading Screw You Laundry!

Hey! I Got Something to Tell You!

Hey You!  I just want to say a Big Ass Thanks! I want you to know that I never take any of you for granted. I appreciate everyone’s support on my crazy ideas and ventures and my little blog. I appreciate all the love, follows, reposts and all the encouraging comments. I also appreciate all… Continue reading Hey! I Got Something to Tell You!

Hurricanes and Clown Shows

Happy Tuesday Peeps. I am EXHAUSTED. Between dealing with Hurricane Matthew and the clown show that was the presidential debate the other night, I can’t even. You feel it too? Let’s break it down. Hurricane Matthew. We knew it was coming. Hell I bought bread and milk and batteries a week ago so I knew… Continue reading Hurricanes and Clown Shows

October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.

It’s Wednesday. In October. Yes I know there are more than one Wednesday in a month but this is the first Wednesday. So bite me. Anyhoo, I checked my calendar (yes I still use the planner calendar method *with fancy stickers) and my calendar says to ‘Make Today Great!’ So now what? I mean I use these… Continue reading October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.