Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Sometimes you just want to buy nice things to wear or for the house etc. But when I see something I really want to buy, I remember that we just can’t have nice things. I cannot tell you the amount of times I say, “And that’s why we can’t have nice things!” It’s like we… Continue reading Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Sex in the Driveway & Cocktails

Yeah I know, that was terrible of me to lead you into thinking my post was going to be about sex in a driveway. Get your mind out of the gutter peeps! But there really is a drink called “Sex in the Driveway” and it’s simple to make! I found it on Pinterest. Did you know… Continue reading Sex in the Driveway & Cocktails

10 Reasons Why We Are Obsessed with Shark Week

This week is shark week. ><{{^{•>   The Facts: Shark Week premiered July 17, 1988. Created by Tom Golden. (Discovery Channel) It started as a way to clear up myths and misconceptions about sharks. ~Wikipedia Now we know so much more about sharks but people are still getting attacked. Guess somebody’s not watching TV during shark… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why We Are Obsessed with Shark Week

When Do They Go Back To School?

We are week 2 into summer and I’ve already had a nervous breakdown. How many more weeks till they go back to school? Don’t get me wrong. I love my kids. But they are hoarders in training. It’s like they spent time in a Military inspired boot camp that teaches teens to torture their moms… Continue reading When Do They Go Back To School?

Hell is Parenting Teens

Everyday I hear myself saying stuff to my teen boys that I shouldn’t have to say. It’s like all those years of letting them fail to learn a lesson never happened. All the common sense I thought they would “grow into” never materialized. How will they move into adulthood and thrive? I can’t answer that… Continue reading Hell is Parenting Teens

The End of Thelma & Louise’s Vacation 

It was a wild ride. (In our minds anyway). We started out like: And it went from there. We took selfies: We didn’t pull a gun on anyone but we thought about it when this guy blocked our view: We had great meals and fun times with friends and family: But now it’s time to… Continue reading The End of Thelma & Louise’s Vacation 

Lost Shaker of Salt, Thelma & Louise 

This week has been a lot like the Jimmy Buffet song ‘Margaritaville’. We’ve lost track of the days, missing a flip flop, ended up with an extra beach chair and lost the salt shaker. And it’s  nobody’s fault. Another awesome day at the beach! Here’s what’s been happening: 1. Louise set off the bedroom smoke… Continue reading Lost Shaker of Salt, Thelma & Louise