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Welcome to Midlife Margaritas: Unfiltered, Unhinged, and Unapologetically You
I’m the woman your neighbors warned you about. The one who laughs too loud, drinks too many margaritas, and swears like a sailor. But hey, who said midlife had to be boring?
Join me as we navigate the treacherous waters of midlife. We’ll tackle everything from hot flashes and forgotten passwords to the existential dread of realizing that our best years might be behind us. And we’ll do it all with a cocktail in hand and a sense of humor that borders on the absurd.
Here, we’ll discuss everything from hot flashes and hormonal imbalances to the art of aging gracefully (or not so gracefully). We’ll share tips on how to keep our sanity (what’s left of it), maintain our friendships, throw out the toxic relationships and make new friends right here!
So, grab a glass of your favorite cocktail, sit back, and let’s laugh our way through midlife together. Because let’s face it, if we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can?
Join the New Midlife Revolution.
The Blogs
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Midlife Margaritas: Host’s Guide to Keeping Your Drunk Relatives out of The Mistletoe!
POV: You’re attending or hosting the annual dysfunctional family holiday gathering. You need some help on how to survive without murdering drunk uncle Dave. Well, I got you. Read on… If your family is a nice normal traditional family with no one in rehab or jail, this post is not for you. But feel free
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The Baffling Christmas Story Explained
The post reflects on the bewildering aspects of the Christmas story, including Mary’s age, the lack of inn reservations, and the Wise Men’s gifts. It humorously questions these events while acknowledging their deeper spiritual significance. Ultimately, it emphasizes God’s love and encourages finding joy and connection during the holiday season.
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Panic! At the Disco… Or Just a Ticking Time Bomb? The Midlife Woman’s Guide to Figuring Out if You’re Having a Heart Attack, a Stroke, or Just a Really Bad Tuesday. (Hint: Always Call 911.)
Alright, pull up a barstool, Midlife Margarita Crew! I got a frozen one with a lime on the side, and we’re about to talk about some seriously un-funny stuff with our usual dark humor because, honestly, what else are we going to do? We all know the drill. You’re sailing along, managing a career, a
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From Boardroom to Backstage: When Midlife Affairs Hit the Headlines (and the Concerts)
Alright, pull up a barstool, Midlife Margarita crew! We’ve all seen those headlines lately, right? Another day, another big shot caught with their hand in the cookie jar, usually at some super public event. And honestly, our eyes are practically stuck in an eternal roll. Seriously, a Coldplay concert? In a huge crowd of 60,000


