We all have a bucket list of grandiose things we want to do/accomplish but what about those random things that might not be so “grand” but could be fun? This isn’t your typical bucket list, but in this period of time, it might be fun to accomplish some of the crazier things we randomly think… Continue reading “Bucket List Before I Kick the Bucket – The Hilariously Unique Midlife Goals You Never Knew You Needed!”
“Unlock Your True Potential: 10 Reasons Why Midlife is the Time to Stop Giving a F*ck!”
Listen, we all know that life is too short. By now, we feel it in our bones and it’s a real vibe for us Gen Xers and Midlifers. Here’s 10 reasons why: That’s this week’s Top 10 list. What else can you add to the list? What’s changed for you? Are you feeling better in… Continue reading “Unlock Your True Potential: 10 Reasons Why Midlife is the Time to Stop Giving a F*ck!”
Farewell to the Nest, Hello to the Margarita Bar: Navigating Midlife as an Empty Nester
There comes a time in most everyone’s life where you wonder, “what the hell do I do now?”. The kids are growing up and don’t need me as much, I hate my job, should I buy an RV? Is God ignoring me? I want to redecorate my house or move, who am I? why can’t… Continue reading Farewell to the Nest, Hello to the Margarita Bar: Navigating Midlife as an Empty Nester
Midlifers are Embracing the High Life with Edibles, They’re Enjoying Getting Lit and Surviving Menopause in a New Way
Are you ready to laugh your way through menopause? If you’re a midlifer, you’re probably familiar with the joys of hot flashes, mood swings, and sleepless nights. But have you ever considered using edibles? Have your friends turned you “on” to them yet? Yep, midlifers are turning to yummy edibles to help them cope with… Continue reading Midlifers are Embracing the High Life with Edibles, They’re Enjoying Getting Lit and Surviving Menopause in a New Way
OK 2023, Let’s Do This. Time To Kick Butt and Claim a Victory. Be Like the Super Bowl of the World.
How many years now have we said, ok THIS year will be my year? Or THIS year will be normal. We might even say this year we will claim victory over the evil Satan! (Evil laughter). In fact, I think we are all holding our breath this time waiting to see if 2023 says, “hold… Continue reading OK 2023, Let’s Do This. Time To Kick Butt and Claim a Victory. Be Like the Super Bowl of the World.
Rise Up Against the Soul Sucking Humorless Anti Humans as They Try to Steal Our Joy and Our Comedy Shows!
You know who I’m referring to right? The soul sucking robots who have no sense of humor at all and are the most boring people in the world. They are everywhere like they were unleashed from some sort of Labatory that drains the laughing genes from a person’s heart and head. It’s getting pretty scary… Continue reading Rise Up Against the Soul Sucking Humorless Anti Humans as They Try to Steal Our Joy and Our Comedy Shows!
Top 10 Hilarious Tweets about Christmas That are Guaranteed to Make Giggle like Kris Kringle
Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I put on Christmas music when decorating the tree, not to be festive, but to drown out the sounds of my kids fighting over ornaments and me swearing about the lights. Mass Dude @DudeMass “All I want for Christmas is you” – Middle-aged Mariah Carey to a tube of Ben-Gay… Continue reading Top 10 Hilarious Tweets about Christmas That are Guaranteed to Make Giggle like Kris Kringle
Dear Santa. A Letter from an Empty Nester Mom (that’d be me) on What She Really Wants in 2023 for Christmas.
Dear Santa, Over the years we’ve been caught kissing, having cookies and milk together and even playing reindeer games when we got into the liquor cabinet with Blitzen that one time. But the gifts I’ve gotten over the years have been mediocre at best. I don’t mean to be critical, but I do most of… Continue reading Dear Santa. A Letter from an Empty Nester Mom (that’d be me) on What She Really Wants in 2023 for Christmas.
Stop Being So Divisive over the first Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims and Wampanoags. Can We Just Be Freaking Thankful for Once?
I realize that we live in a society where everyone wants to be divisive over everything. But Bruh, I’m over it. Everyone seems to miss the point of Thanksgiving and move directly to what asses the pilgrims were to come to the new world to kill all the native Americans and then claim their country… Continue reading Stop Being So Divisive over the first Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims and Wampanoags. Can We Just Be Freaking Thankful for Once?
The Holidays aren’t like living in Whoville with Little Cindy Lou and It’s not a Competition for the ‘Best Happy Holiday Pictures’ on Social Media.
Social Media can be pretty cruel during the holidays. When most folks are posting about their perfect trees, perfect matching PJs, perfect wrapping paper, perfect Christmas Cards and of course the perfect families and you’re feeling like your family is more like the Griswold’s all year long. Not all of us have perfect lives to… Continue reading The Holidays aren’t like living in Whoville with Little Cindy Lou and It’s not a Competition for the ‘Best Happy Holiday Pictures’ on Social Media.