Why Can’t Humans Hibernate & Other Things I Need Answers To.

It’s January. I don’t know any self-respecting person who actually likes the month of January. It’s a pure let down. Christmas is gone, New Year’s resolutions are already broken by the first week of January and it’s probably cold and raining. Thus causing the seasonal depression season. So, I ask. Why can’t humans hibernate? I… Continue reading Why Can’t Humans Hibernate & Other Things I Need Answers To.

2019 New Year, New You Resolutions?

Hey there! We made it to 2019! (Almost). Every year I dread the “New Year, New You” cliché. I give everyone about 30 days before we roll back into our “old” selves. But you know we are all going to try anyway. Maybe one out of one hundred will actually improve and change. Not trying… Continue reading 2019 New Year, New You Resolutions?

Oscars, Award Shows and all That Fluff. Where are our Priorities?

Ok Y’all, I think I am going to throw my hat in the ring to host the Oscars. I mean Kevin Hart is out and no one else is jumping to it. Go ahead and check my social media accounts, interview people who don’t like me and find any recordings from my past. I am… Continue reading Oscars, Award Shows and all That Fluff. Where are our Priorities?

I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.

Less than two weeks from Christmas. I feel like I should be happy and joyous and singing Jingle Bells off-key like every year. But, alas, I am a tired mother f#(ker. As I type this my coffee is almost gone and now I am just a wide-awake sleepy momma. I had the dog on my… Continue reading I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.

The Night Before Christmas and all Through the House….There was NO Tree in my House!

This year there will be no Christmas tree in my house. I am no Scrooge or against holiday cheer, it’s just we have a “situation” this year. We no longer can have nice things, including Christmas trees and decorations. Our furniture is going to crap, Our counters and table tops are bare and everything is… Continue reading The Night Before Christmas and all Through the House….There was NO Tree in my House!

12 Christmas – Hanukah Gift Ideas for Hip, Margarita Drinking Women. (or wine)

Don’t you get so tired of the gift cards, coupon books of hugs, coffee mugs, Christmas décor and all around “practical” holiday gifts you get every year? Ladies, feel free to share this with the hubby and family! This is Midlife Margaritas guide to buying Christmas/Hanukah gifts that you will actually use! I’m not saying… Continue reading 12 Christmas – Hanukah Gift Ideas for Hip, Margarita Drinking Women. (or wine)

10 Funny Thanksgiving Tweets

Are you ready for Thanksgiving? What are you thankful for? Do you have one of those turkeys that they are recalling for salmonella? Do you have enough booze to keep your drunk uncle from being able to talk politics at the table?  Have no fear! Hear are the 10 funniest Thanksgiving Tweets I could find… Continue reading 10 Funny Thanksgiving Tweets