We Aren’t Close To The Apocalypse, We Are Knee Deep In It And Need To Pay Attention Before We All Die.

Scared yet? The Dictionary says Apocalypse is: the complete final destruction of the world, as described in the biblical book of Revelation. So it doesn’t take a high school degree to figure out we are flying very low to the ground and we might need to abort the mission of trying to save everyone. I… Continue reading We Aren’t Close To The Apocalypse, We Are Knee Deep In It And Need To Pay Attention Before We All Die.

Not Just Another Karen!

If we are going to name more essential employees, I think we need to add comedians to the list. We need humor now more than ever. Did you know that lots of comedians are out of work? They can’t do clubs right now and if you watched the late night talk shows with no audiences,… Continue reading Not Just Another Karen!

My Rant for July 2020. I’m Tired of Everyone’s BS.

I almost didn’t even write a post this week because I am so disgusted and ticked at the world right now. So I decided to let it all out right here in my little space of the world. Be warned, I’m going full throttle. TRIGGER WARNING: This is not meant to be political but rather… Continue reading My Rant for July 2020. I’m Tired of Everyone’s BS.

What do Masks, Church & Strippers Haven in Common During a Big, Scary Pandemic?

Let me start by saying that this isn’t a political post. Not the normal one anyway. I’m writing this because I’m still in a pandemic funk and the fact I saw a man shoot another man in a Walmart because of masks. (Let me rephrase that: I saw it on the news! Not in person.)… Continue reading What do Masks, Church & Strippers Haven in Common During a Big, Scary Pandemic?

Interview with Comedian Karen Morgan!

Recently I had the awesome opportunity to interview a real-life standup comedian! I have to say I was nervous. Would I ask the wrong questions? Would I sound like a fangirl? Would she be able to tell I was slurping a margarita? Let me tell you Karen Morgan is the easiest, friendliest person to talk… Continue reading Interview with Comedian Karen Morgan!

How to Successfully Lose Weight on the Popular Intermittent Fasting Plan Without Giving up Margaritas

Trying to get a grip on your health and wellness during this pandemic? Have you tried the wildly popular Intermittent Fasting Plan? I’ve been at it for months now with my husband and we have found it easy and we are losing weight! We have never stuck to any plan this long. We have basically… Continue reading How to Successfully Lose Weight on the Popular Intermittent Fasting Plan Without Giving up Margaritas

No Politics, Race or Covid Today Bitches!

Everything I see, read or hear is all about the above title. Not today on Midlife Margaritas! We are about to change the world and talk about something else. Anything else. lol How about let’s discuss getting our shit together? I mean we are all wandering around our houses like clueless aliens not knowing what… Continue reading No Politics, Race or Covid Today Bitches!

I Got Nothing…

Today’s post is boring. I have been in a pandemic funk and I am struggling to get out of it. We had a great week at the beach, had our youngest tested for Covid (NEGATIVE)!, watched the protests and then watched the rioters show up and try to destroy as much of our downtown as… Continue reading I Got Nothing…

Father’s Day Dreams by DC Stanfa

I am a bit of a Woo Woo. Throughout my adult life I’ve read spiritual books, including what many people would consider “out there” supernatural material. I had been heavily researching the law of attraction when I came across a book E2 Nine Do-It-Yourself Experiments That Prove Your Thoughts Create Your Reality. It’s basically a… Continue reading Father’s Day Dreams by DC Stanfa

Taking a Breather.

I’m on vacation this week. Yes I plan to hit social media with lots of pictures and fun memes like I don’t have a care in the world. And listen up bitches, don’t @ me. Don’t tell me this isn’t the time to sit back and do nothing. Or there are major problems in our… Continue reading Taking a Breather.