8 Reasons To Drink That Covid Masks Have Given Me During The Craziest Year In Human History

It’s been a year since Covid invaded the Earth. Like a big headed, long tentacled alien from plant Zoop. Along with shut downs and shut ups, we wear masks now like it’s nothing. But is it nothing really? For one, I have asthma so getting used to a face mask took a long time. But… Continue reading 8 Reasons To Drink That Covid Masks Have Given Me During The Craziest Year In Human History

It’s National Margarita Day or As I Like To Call It, Day Of The Bottomless Blender And Lost Shaker Of Salt.

Actually I celebrate this day most of the year. I used to wear out at least one blender a year. Then I got smart and started buying the Bucket of Frozen Margs from Target or Walmart. Just add Tequila and freeze. Now they make popsicles and juice pouch styles with the alcohol already in it!… Continue reading It’s National Margarita Day or As I Like To Call It, Day Of The Bottomless Blender And Lost Shaker Of Salt.

People With No Sense Of Humor, Are You Trying To Be A Difficult Ass? Or Are You Just A Soul Sucking Demon From Hell?

You know these people right? The soulless, humorless, most boring people in the world. They surround us like a pandemic with no vaccine in sight. It’s getting pretty scary out there, not knowing when they will rise up and end all the memes and funny people will be out o’ bizness! As you may know,… Continue reading People With No Sense Of Humor, Are You Trying To Be A Difficult Ass? Or Are You Just A Soul Sucking Demon From Hell?

The Truth About Fact Checking The Loud Mouths Of The World On Social Media And Why You Shouldn’t Give A Rat’s Ass

Have you gone to any of those “Fact Checking” sites lately? I’m not talking about Snopes either. I’m talking about the ones that claim to verify factual information. I personally like to use Twitter or Facebook for fact checking. All those people are really in the know. Some say they’ve been fact checking for years… Continue reading The Truth About Fact Checking The Loud Mouths Of The World On Social Media And Why You Shouldn’t Give A Rat’s Ass

I Strained The Ligaments In My Arm And Now I Feel Like A One-Armed Paper Hanger.

Remember the other week when I told you I had Vertigo and hurt myself? No? It was a few posts ago. Probably not worth reading anyway. So here’s the gist. (Yes gist is spelled right. I looked it up). A few weeks ago I had a vertigo episode in the middle of the night and… Continue reading I Strained The Ligaments In My Arm And Now I Feel Like A One-Armed Paper Hanger.

Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

So leave it to Bernie Sanders to save the year of 2021 with memes we can all laugh at. Even Bernie! Apparently he loved the memes and who will ever forget those mittens! They were handmade just for the Bernmeister. I didn’t create these genius memes but they are all over the internet. So Thanks… Continue reading Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

My First Rant Of The Year Because, Why Not. Also, Writing This After 3 Margaritas And A Shot Of Fireball.

I thought 2021 would start off rocky but move in an upwards motion. NOPE. I didn’t post last week because so much craziness hit me all at once and I had to process it. But I’m back so get ready for a ranting story time! In December, my grandmother turned 100. This was awesome and… Continue reading My First Rant Of The Year Because, Why Not. Also, Writing This After 3 Margaritas And A Shot Of Fireball.

2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And Kick Some Ass.

Damn. Was 2020 not the longest year ever? That. Was. Excruciating. I don’t think anyone could say 2020 was their year without bursting out laughing or crying. 2020 was exactly like The Walking Dead and no one will even refute that. No one saw it coming and Therapists are the only billionaires now. Even with… Continue reading 2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And Kick Some Ass.

19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps

Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we will all go nuts. There’s not an opt-out button for us. But, have no fear! Let’s take a minute or two (for the slow readers)… Continue reading 19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps

How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year Like 2020

Christmas is not cancelled. It’s just going to be a bit untraditional with a side of shitshow cornbread this year. I’m going to walk you through a stress free and Covid-19 safe awesome holiday for 2020. YOU are going to love it! Tell the family not to come over this year or that you won’t… Continue reading How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year Like 2020