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Welcome to Midlife Margaritas: Unfiltered, Unhinged, and Unapologetically You
I’m the woman your neighbors warned you about. The one who laughs too loud, drinks too many margaritas, and swears like a sailor. But hey, who said midlife had to be boring?
Join me as we navigate the treacherous waters of midlife. We’ll tackle everything from hot flashes and forgotten passwords to the existential dread of realizing that our best years might be behind us. And we’ll do it all with a cocktail in hand and a sense of humor that borders on the absurd.
Here, we’ll discuss everything from hot flashes and hormonal imbalances to the art of aging gracefully (or not so gracefully). We’ll share tips on how to keep our sanity (what’s left of it), maintain our friendships, throw out the toxic relationships and make new friends right here!
So, grab a glass of your favorite cocktail, sit back, and let’s laugh our way through midlife together. Because let’s face it, if we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can?
Join the New Midlife Revolution.
The Blogs
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Things Women Over 50 Secretly Google at 2 A.M.
There is a very specific kind of confidence that comes with being a woman over 50. We know who we are. We know what we want. We no longer feel obligated to attend every event, answer every text immediately, or wear shoes that hurt just because they are cute. But sometime around 2 a.m., all…
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Things Gen X Women Did in the ’80s That Would Cause a Congressional Hearing Today
If you were a girl growing up in the ’80s, congratulations. We made it. And when you really think about how we grew up, that feels like more of an accomplishment than it probably should. There were no tracking devices, no cell phones, no Stanley cups full of carefully filtered water, and not nearly as…
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College Drop-Off: The Most Expensive Way to Have Your Heart Ripped Out in a Parking Lot
There are certain milestones in motherhood that nobody adequately prepares you for. And then there is college drop-off, where you spend approximately three months shopping, organizing, making lists, buying things you did not know humans needed, and pretending you are completely fine. Then you drive away from a dorm parking lot crying into a Starbucks…
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Midlife Friendships: I Love You, But I don’t Want to Leave My House
You know you’ve reached midlife when you genuinely miss your friends, desperately want to see them, and immediately regret agreeing to plans. It’s not that we’ve become antisocial. We’re just tired. And comfortable. And someone has already taken off her bra. At this stage of life, friendship looks a little different than it did in…
Midlife Stuff You Need
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