It’s Margarita Season!

Today is Presidents’ Day. I do not care. Tomorrow is Tuesday and I still don’t care. Wednesday is National Margarita Day and I couldn’t be more excited! It’s like Margarita Season is finally here! I’ve invited a few of my inner circle midlife mom friends to come over and help me celebrate. There will be… Continue reading It’s Margarita Season!

When Your Kids Ask Who Your Favorite Child Is. Don’t Panic.

I have a confession about this parenting business. Sometimes I rock the job and sometimes I suck bigly. But I’m always prepared when the kids want to know who my favorite child is. Question is, do you lie? Do you tell them you love them equally? If you are nodding your head yes I am… Continue reading When Your Kids Ask Who Your Favorite Child Is. Don’t Panic.

I Blame Midlife for Having to Buy a New HUGE Phone!

I gave up. I couldn’t see my text messages anymore on my iPhone. Even with the text setting to XXX large. So the other day I decided to just give up and get the iPhone PLUS. The one that is somewhere between a regular phone and a laptop. But I got it in the color… Continue reading I Blame Midlife for Having to Buy a New HUGE Phone!

Midlife Margaritas is Turning 1! And Other Crap You Probably Don’t Care About….

  So what. My blog is one year old today. I CARE! I am so thrilled about how much fun I have had blogging this past year! I have met some very cool and funny bloggers and fans. I started a Facebook page a few months back and have over 600 fans now. Strangers write… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas is Turning 1! And Other Crap You Probably Don’t Care About….

Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

A few days ago I posted a picture of this really cool pineapple lamp on Instagram: Isn’t it totally adorbs? Looks great in my little corner. Well later that night an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the kitty so I called her… Continue reading Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

The Greatest Show on Earth is Coming to an End?! WTH Ringling Bros?

So you’re just going to give up? Ringling Bros say it ain’t so! You were my childhood. You inspired my imagination and gave me reason to love scary clowns. You gave me lions and tigers and bears! Oh My! And now you’re going to just peace out on us? First it was getting rid of… Continue reading The Greatest Show on Earth is Coming to an End?! WTH Ringling Bros?

Can’t. I’m watching an argument on my Facebook right now.

I have been snowed/iced in my house now for 2 days. Before that I had the flu for a week. So I have really let myself go and have given up on my domestic duties. BUT I have Facebook to keep me entertained! This past year has been the best for drama with the election… Continue reading Can’t. I’m watching an argument on my Facebook right now.