(Thanks Kristy)

Questions I’m Frequently Asked:

*Do you have a drinking problem?

A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed.

*What did you have for breakfast?

A: Chick-Fil-A biscuit and a Coke Zero -breakfast of winners.

*If music played every time you entered a room (aka theme song), what would that song be?

A: ‘Notorious’ by Duran Duran.

*Fight or Flight?

A: Fight. I will cut a bitch!

*Your Biggest Pet Peeve?

A: Top Peeve is people who go through a drive-thru and can’t roll down their window and have to open the door and practically get out of their car to place an order and pay. Go inside for the love of! (yes people I realize that was a run on sentence)

*If you could choose an actor to play you in a movie, who would it be?

A: Melissa McCarthy. My dad says she is my twin.

*Why do you call your kids Thing 1 & 2?

A: I have a Dr. Seuss fetish. Seriously, they don’t want me to post about their lives using their real names. But FYI it’s Will and Reed. 🙂

*Why do you call your husband Big Daddy?

A: *snickers

*Why are you doing this blog?

A: Because I want everyone to know my life story. If my blog can help just one mom/wife during her mid-life crisis then it’s worth putting it all out there. Oh and make new friends.