Hello September! Will You Be Awesome or Nah?

Tomorrow is September 1st, 2020. My birthday is on the 2nd. Will September be better than March through August? Let’s hope so. I know a lot of people who can’t handle much more before they start to laugh hysterically at everything while drooling. I wake up each morning thinking, “is today gonna suck or will I win the lottery”?. Usually it’s the sucky answer.

So let’s end August with something funny. Here are some tweets to at least make you giggle.

@MumInBits People who cut a normal size slice of cake and then just eat that slice without cutting and eating 18 more ‘thin’ slices (which don’t count) what’s that like.

I didn’t realize how deeply the pandemic has affected my anxiety until I came down with a cold yesterday and spent all night writing my will, planning my funeral and threatening my husband that he better not marry a skank after I’m gone.

I don’t mind vacuuming, but if the cord doesn’t reach an area of the room, I’m not making a special trip over there.

C’mon, zombies, we haven’t got all year.

Who says I’m not organized? Don’t I make sure the liquor cabinet is stocked and don’t I put a bottle of Tylenol right next to the coffee pot?

As if quarantine wasn’t bad enough, my husband has been watching Dateline so I’m pretty sure that means I’ll be disappearing soon. Actually, if that gets me out of 2020, I’m totally game

normalize carrying emotional support tater tots in your fanny pack.

I only work to kill time between poor life choices.

That’s all I got. Cross your fingers that September is better than that last 6 months. I hear there’s a shortage on sage so exorcisms it is if it’s not any better.

Peace Love and Margaritas!

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