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  • June 19, 2016

    When Do They Go Back To School?

    When Do They Go Back To School?

    We are week 2 into summer and I’ve already had a nervous breakdown. How many more weeks till they go back to school? Don’t get me wrong. I love my kids. But they are hoarders in training. It’s like they spent time in a Military inspired boot camp that teaches teens to torture their moms…

  • June 15, 2016

    Hell is Parenting Teens

    Hell is Parenting Teens

    Everyday I hear myself saying stuff to my teen boys that I shouldn’t have to say. It’s like all those years of letting them fail to learn a lesson never happened. All the common sense I thought they would “grow into” never materialized. How will they move into adulthood and thrive? I can’t answer that…

  • June 10, 2016

    The End of Thelma & Louise’s Vacation 

    The End of Thelma & Louise’s Vacation 

    It was a wild ride. (In our minds anyway). We started out like: And it went from there. We took selfies: We didn’t pull a gun on anyone but we thought about it when this guy blocked our view: We had great meals and fun times with friends and family: But now it’s time to…

  • June 9, 2016

    Lost Shaker of Salt, Thelma & Louise 

    Lost Shaker of Salt, Thelma & Louise 

    This week has been a lot like the Jimmy Buffet song ‘Margaritaville’. We’ve lost track of the days, missing a flip flop, ended up with an extra beach chair and lost the salt shaker. And it’s  nobody’s fault. Another awesome day at the beach! Here’s what’s been happening: 1. Louise set off the bedroom smoke…

  • June 7, 2016

    Thelma, Louise & Burnt Toast

    Thelma, Louise & Burnt Toast

    Louise burnt toast this morning and set off the smoke alarm. You can visualize us trying to wave towels at the detector to stop the shrill. Thank God we still had all that stolen sugar from last night for our coffee. We decided to take a shopping day because we are still sun burnt from…

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