Tag: satire
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Have You Heard Of These Options To Planning Funerals These Days? Not To Be Weird But We Even Included A Checklist.

Midlife Friends, Have you planned your endgame yet? How are you rolling out of this life? I have researched it for you so sit back, grab a cocktail and let’s plan your funeral! (Not weird at all huh?) With the passing of my 100 year old grandmother last year, I decided to research options. Hers…
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We Aren’t Close To The Apocalypse, We Are Knee Deep In It And Need To Pay Attention Before We All Die.

Scared yet? The Dictionary says Apocalypse is: the complete final destruction of the world, as described in the biblical book of Revelation. So it doesn’t take a high school degree to figure out we are flying very low to the ground and we might need to abort the mission of trying to save everyone. I…