America, Get Your Shit Together.

Hello Margarita Girls/Guys! To say the least, this week sucked like the mother of all sucky suckiness in the USA. If you live here and are not affected, you are dead inside. I mean, have we all lost our dignity and self-respect? It’s like we’re animals fighting for the last key to the zoo cage.… Continue reading America, Get Your Shit Together.

It Might Be Time to Buy a Life Alert Necklace.

I’m about to tell you a very disturbing story. I can’t be held accountable for the visual you will have afterward. But I feel I need to tell the story to help others like myself. Midlife, off-balanced, obsessed with bugs and the need to overshare my life with everyone. So what happened? I went to… Continue reading It Might Be Time to Buy a Life Alert Necklace.

Today Has Gone to The Dogs

I know you’re wondering where my weekly post is. Truthfully the entire week has gone to the dogs. My week started out with my office flooding (clogged drain) and that has eaten up my week. Trying to get back in the groove today and it’s already after 1!  Working on cleaning out my laundry room… Continue reading Today Has Gone to The Dogs

5 Things to Consider Before Getting in Shape. 

  Hey You!  I just got home from an awesome beach vacation. I had the chance to relax and let the stress go for a whole week! Then I made the huge mistake of stepping on that damn scale. I gained 6 pounds!! How does that even happen?! And to top it off, I have… Continue reading 5 Things to Consider Before Getting in Shape. 

The Month of May is a Life Sucker. 

It’s the month of May. Better known as the worst month ever before summer starts. All the shit we parents have to get through during May is horrible. Like teacher appreciation week. Teacher appreciation should be renamed “here’s your Starbucks gift card day”. Let’s make it better by adding gift cards to the liquor store.… Continue reading The Month of May is a Life Sucker. 

Hey Mom, Remember When Your Kids Used to Embarrass You When They Were Young?

* *This Post is from Gifts.com Blog and they asked me to share with my peeps. So Happy Mother’s Day and enjoy these stories from some really great mom bloggers! ~MidlifeMargaritas Did your child ever say or do something that made you want to crawl under a table and hide? Of course they did! This… Continue reading Hey Mom, Remember When Your Kids Used to Embarrass You When They Were Young?