It’s been a year since Covid invaded the Earth. Like a big headed, long tentacled alien from plant Zoop. Along with shut downs and shut ups, we wear masks now like it’s nothing. But is it nothing really? For one, I have asthma so getting used to a face mask took a long time. But… Continue reading 8 Reasons To Drink That Covid Masks Have Given Me During The Craziest Year In Human History
I thought 2021 would start off rocky but move in an upwards motion. NOPE. I didn’t post last week because so much craziness hit me all at once and I had to process it. But I’m back so get ready for a ranting story time! In December, my grandmother turned 100. This was awesome and… Continue reading My First Rant Of The Year Because, Why Not. Also, Writing This After 3 Margaritas And A Shot Of Fireball.
We are just a few days away from Election Day 2020. Is this the end of the world? A new fresh start? Armageddon? I think we are all very anxious and excited in a way to find out. The one thing I hope more than anything, is that we can all be calm and move… Continue reading Election 2020. Will It Be The End Of Humankind Or Will It Be What We Need To Find Our New Normal?
Mercury in Retrograde means the planet Mercury appears to stop and move backwards from it’s orbit. This means during this time, all the bad things that happen, you can blame it on Mercury Retrograde. How awesome, considering we are in it right now till after the 2020 election. Terrified yet? I mean we are all… Continue reading What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Halloween And The Election Spawn Monsters To Rule Humanity Like A Version Of A Michael Jackson Video?
How’s that for a terrifying title? Thank goodness there isn’t a Pumpkin Spice shortage yet am I right? If that fall vibe hasn’t hit you yet, it will. But 2020 hasn’t been a friend to anyone so why should the fall be different? At least it will pair well with Halloween on ALL levels. I… Continue reading How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe!
Can you tell I’m a little ticked Mr. Algorithm? You change constantly and I feel like you are doing it on purpose. Don’t you get it? We (people all over the world) are sick and tired of your shenanigan’s. It’s like you were born to mess up writers, bloggers and creatives on purpose. Are you… Continue reading Open Letter to the Downright Hateful Ass Algorithms on Social Media All Over The World
Hello Margarita Squad! I guess by now you have heard that I have hooked up with the girls at http://www.RidiculouslyUnperfect.com. I’m not ditching you all here either, just adding another adventure to my life. These girls are fantastic and very dedicated to the cause of reaching out to women everywhere to uplift, inspire and love… Continue reading Adventures During Covid
Tomorrow is September 1st, 2020. My birthday is on the 2nd. Will September be better than March through August? Let’s hope so. I know a lot of people who can’t handle much more before they start to laugh hysterically at everything while drooling. I wake up each morning thinking, “is today gonna suck or will… Continue reading Hello September! Will You Be Awesome or Nah?
Are you stuck right now? Not even sure how you feel anymore? Maybe a case of the blues? (and I don’t mean B.B. King) What are you going to do? How are you going to get back into a positive mindset? Cocktails can get you only so far. So what to do? You need a… Continue reading So You’ve Hit Your Limit With Life Right Now And You Need A Reset To Get Back In The Game.
So yesterday I called my Grandmother. You remember me telling you about her? If not you can read that post here: https://midlifemargaritas.com/2019/10/14/to-grandmother-with-love-on-facetime/ She will be 100 before the end of the year. She lives in one of those assisted living homes and seems to like it there. Right now is kinda tough because they are… Continue reading Calling Grandmother Even If She Can’t Hear Worth A Damn!