Margaritas, Sharks and Crappy WiFi. This is Vacation Week!

This is going to be a shorter post today. My beach condo has spotty wifi and too many margaritas from the tiki bar results in terrible writing mistakes.  But I know you all wait for my blog updates with baited beer breath each week. So here goes.  Thing 1 had to head back home for… Continue reading Margaritas, Sharks and Crappy WiFi. This is Vacation Week!

Mother’s Day is Not for Everyone. Especially if You Don’t Like Her. 

Just added another Mother’s Day to the books yesterday. Have to say it was a great one. The boys (including Big Daddy) took me to the beach for lunch on the waterway. They know the best gift to give me (besides their undying love and chocolate ) is beach time. The mountains are fine and… Continue reading Mother’s Day is Not for Everyone. Especially if You Don’t Like Her. 

Hey Y’all Around The World!

So the singer Pitbull calls himself Mr. Worldwide, so I think we should collaborate. I mean looking at my blogs stats and seeing people following my posts from all over the world makes me Mrs. worldwide right? I have followers from Canada, Germany, South Africa, Bangladesh, Turkey, Russia (I know right?), Hong Kong, Moldova, Portugal,… Continue reading Hey Y’all Around The World!

Spring Cleaning, Yard Sales & Evil Spirits

It’s spring and I’d like to say it’s my annual spring purging season but honestly it’s more like my bi-annual clean out. Ok let’s just say it’s been a really long time since I’ve purged the crap, aka evil clutter from my house. Plus we need some fast cash for vacation and now we have… Continue reading Spring Cleaning, Yard Sales & Evil Spirits

Midlife Margaritas is Turning 1! And Other Crap You Probably Don’t Care About….

  So what. My blog is one year old today. I CARE! I am so thrilled about how much fun I have had blogging this past year! I have met some very cool and funny bloggers and fans. I started a Facebook page a few months back and have over 600 fans now. Strangers write… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas is Turning 1! And Other Crap You Probably Don’t Care About….

Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

A few days ago I posted a picture of this really cool pineapple lamp on Instagram: Isn’t it totally adorbs? Looks great in my little corner. Well later that night an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the kitty so I called her… Continue reading Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

I’m The Worst Mom. Christmas 2016 Edition.

Well it’s almost Christmas 2016 and I am still the worst mom ever. No Christmas cards went out even though I tried to get my kids to pose for a great picture. They were not corporative and after about 100 pictures I gave up. I hope my friends don’t remove me off their card list… Continue reading I’m The Worst Mom. Christmas 2016 Edition.