The Day My Dad Killed The Maid’s Husband.

  Disclaimer: I am by no means making fun of anyone dying. This is just one of those family stories of the “you can’t make this stuff up” folder. I realize that no family is “normal” and we all have our skeletons. In our family, crazy isn’t hidden, we dress it up and prop it… Continue reading The Day My Dad Killed The Maid’s Husband.

Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny as Hell Tweets about Parenthood

Well as usual everything in the news, media and world-wide communication is still saying the world is going to hell in a handbasket. So, since nothing else is really funny this past week, I’ve thrown together some pretty funny tweets from twitter world. You know, where people actually have fun sometimes.  Is it just me… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny as Hell Tweets about Parenthood

Emails, Extortion & Sex Tapes (Oh My!)

  Do you ever read your spam emails? Sometimes I do just to see if I am missing any important emails. Usually I have the typical Penis Enlargement or Hot Asian Girls in my area or my favorite from a Nigerian Princess wants to send me her inheritance. These are so old and tired. When… Continue reading Emails, Extortion & Sex Tapes (Oh My!)

May is a Bitch.

Let’s chat. It’s May 2018 and I am so over it already. Is May super busy for everybody? Seems like every May I can’t get my shit together. Not that I usually have it together but mostly I have it halfway together. Or at least that’s what I tell myself. This is the month of… Continue reading May is a Bitch.

What Your Dog Wishes He/She Could Tell You…

This week’s post is a letter from a dog to his mom. My good friend Ryn, who has two dogs, two kids and a hubby, is so funny. After reading her post on Facebook the other day, I knew I had to share. Ryn is keeping her mom’s dog, Tank. Ryn’s mom is named Kitty… Continue reading What Your Dog Wishes He/She Could Tell You…

Thanksgiving Fails and Perfect Family Holidays

This week is Thanksgiving week in case you’ve not been reminded on Facebook by all your friends. Thanksgiving day we will see lots of plates of food on Instagram and families all smiling and happy. Let’s get real Y’all. All of that is mostly fake. Most of the food pictures look gross and/or the same… Continue reading Thanksgiving Fails and Perfect Family Holidays

I Got A Lot on My Mind This Week and an Apology to All the Doomsday Preppers.

I can’t believe it’s almost Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas, then 2018! Where does the time go? It’s 83 degrees right now as I type this. This morning I woke up to 49 degrees. However, I still wore short sleeves and no jacket to work because, Menopause.  It may have been 49 degrees but it… Continue reading I Got A Lot on My Mind This Week and an Apology to All the Doomsday Preppers.