Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

So leave it to Bernie Sanders to save the year of 2021 with memes we can all laugh at. Even Bernie! Apparently he loved the memes and who will ever forget those mittens! They were handmade just for the Bernmeister. I didn’t create these genius memes but they are all over the internet. So Thanks… Continue reading Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps

Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we will all go nuts. There’s not an opt-out button for us. But, have no fear! Let’s take a minute or two (for the slow readers)… Continue reading 19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps

How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year Like 2020

Christmas is not cancelled. It’s just going to be a bit untraditional with a side of shitshow cornbread this year. I’m going to walk you through a stress free and Covid-19 safe awesome holiday for 2020. YOU are going to love it! Tell the family not to come over this year or that you won’t… Continue reading How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year Like 2020

10 Of The Funniest Christmas Tweets That Would Even Make The Grinch Lol.

2020 has not been our friend. Thanksgiving was a bust and Christmas is not longer much better. SO we turned to Twitter to make us laugh and chuckle while drinking our Jingle Juice and scrolling our Twitter feed. So kick back, grab a cocktail and some sausage balls, and get your Christmas Chuckle on with… Continue reading 10 Of The Funniest Christmas Tweets That Would Even Make The Grinch Lol.

How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?

Talk about run-on sentences. But hey, anything goes at Midlife Margaritas Inc.,. The short answer is IDK and IDK. (I don’t know for those of you not up on the hip language skills I have accrued over the years). At least I didn’t use the F word. Yet. It’s Covid and Flu season now so… Continue reading How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?

Adventures During Covid

Hello Margarita Squad! I guess by now you have heard that I have hooked up with the girls at http://www.RidiculouslyUnperfect.com. I’m not ditching you all here either, just adding another adventure to my life. These girls are fantastic and very dedicated to the cause of reaching out to women everywhere to uplift, inspire and love… Continue reading Adventures During Covid

Hello September! Will You Be Awesome or Nah?

Tomorrow is September 1st, 2020. My birthday is on the 2nd. Will September be better than March through August? Let’s hope so. I know a lot of people who can’t handle much more before they start to laugh hysterically at everything while drooling. I wake up each morning thinking, “is today gonna suck or will… Continue reading Hello September! Will You Be Awesome or Nah?

We Aren’t Close To The Apocalypse, We Are Knee Deep In It And Need To Pay Attention Before We All Die.

Scared yet? The Dictionary says Apocalypse is: the complete final destruction of the world, as described in the biblical book of Revelation. So it doesn’t take a high school degree to figure out we are flying very low to the ground and we might need to abort the mission of trying to save everyone. I… Continue reading We Aren’t Close To The Apocalypse, We Are Knee Deep In It And Need To Pay Attention Before We All Die.

Interview with Comedian Karen Morgan!

Recently I had the awesome opportunity to interview a real-life standup comedian! I have to say I was nervous. Would I ask the wrong questions? Would I sound like a fangirl? Would she be able to tell I was slurping a margarita? Let me tell you Karen Morgan is the easiest, friendliest person to talk… Continue reading Interview with Comedian Karen Morgan!

Give Yourself Permission to Bitch About This Pandemic.

Anyone else over it? Done with this Pandemic? Done with the people you are trapped at home with? I don’t mean to sound uncaring of the realities of life lost, jobs and income lost, or anything like that. But let’s be real for a moment. Let’s get it all out there. Let’s bitch about the… Continue reading Give Yourself Permission to Bitch About This Pandemic.