Do you ever watch a show, movie or even social media and get inspired to do something out of your ordinary? Like skydiving, race car driving or traveling to destinations unknown? You just want to “break free” of all things normal and go out on a limb and do something out of your comfort zone?… Continue reading Things to Try Out When in Midlife and You No Longer Care if People Think You are Crazy, or Just Ready to Break Free and Laugh in the Face of Normalness
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“Bucket List Before I Kick the Bucket – The Hilariously Unique Midlife Goals You Never Knew You Needed!”
We all have a bucket list of grandiose things we want to do/accomplish but what about those random things that might not be so “grand” but could be fun? This isn’t your typical bucket list, but in this period of time, it might be fun to accomplish some of the crazier things we randomly think… Continue reading “Bucket List Before I Kick the Bucket – The Hilariously Unique Midlife Goals You Never Knew You Needed!”
“Unlock Your True Potential: 10 Reasons Why Midlife is the Time to Stop Giving a F*ck!”
Listen, we all know that life is too short. By now, we feel it in our bones and it’s a real vibe for us Gen Xers and Midlifers. Here’s 10 reasons why: That’s this week’s Top 10 list. What else can you add to the list? What’s changed for you? Are you feeling better in… Continue reading “Unlock Your True Potential: 10 Reasons Why Midlife is the Time to Stop Giving a F*ck!”
Midlifers are Embracing the High Life with Edibles, They’re Enjoying Getting Lit and Surviving Menopause in a New Way
Are you ready to laugh your way through menopause? If you’re a midlifer, you’re probably familiar with the joys of hot flashes, mood swings, and sleepless nights. But have you ever considered using edibles? Have your friends turned you “on” to them yet? Yep, midlifers are turning to yummy edibles to help them cope with… Continue reading Midlifers are Embracing the High Life with Edibles, They’re Enjoying Getting Lit and Surviving Menopause in a New Way
Rise Up Against the Soul Sucking Humorless Anti Humans as They Try to Steal Our Joy and Our Comedy Shows!
You know who I’m referring to right? The soul sucking robots who have no sense of humor at all and are the most boring people in the world. They are everywhere like they were unleashed from some sort of Labatory that drains the laughing genes from a person’s heart and head. It’s getting pretty scary… Continue reading Rise Up Against the Soul Sucking Humorless Anti Humans as They Try to Steal Our Joy and Our Comedy Shows!
Top 10 Hilarious Tweets about Christmas That are Guaranteed to Make Giggle like Kris Kringle
Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I put on Christmas music when decorating the tree, not to be festive, but to drown out the sounds of my kids fighting over ornaments and me swearing about the lights. Mass Dude @DudeMass “All I want for Christmas is you” – Middle-aged Mariah Carey to a tube of Ben-Gay… Continue reading Top 10 Hilarious Tweets about Christmas That are Guaranteed to Make Giggle like Kris Kringle
Dear Santa. A Letter from an Empty Nester Mom (that’d be me) on What She Really Wants in 2023 for Christmas.
Dear Santa, Over the years we’ve been caught kissing, having cookies and milk together and even playing reindeer games when we got into the liquor cabinet with Blitzen that one time. But the gifts I’ve gotten over the years have been mediocre at best. I don’t mean to be critical, but I do most of… Continue reading Dear Santa. A Letter from an Empty Nester Mom (that’d be me) on What She Really Wants in 2023 for Christmas.
The Holidays aren’t like living in Whoville with Little Cindy Lou and It’s not a Competition for the ‘Best Happy Holiday Pictures’ on Social Media.
Social Media can be pretty cruel during the holidays. When most folks are posting about their perfect trees, perfect matching PJs, perfect wrapping paper, perfect Christmas Cards and of course the perfect families and you’re feeling like your family is more like the Griswold’s all year long. Not all of us have perfect lives to… Continue reading The Holidays aren’t like living in Whoville with Little Cindy Lou and It’s not a Competition for the ‘Best Happy Holiday Pictures’ on Social Media.
New Topics to Discuss with Friends and Family That will Make You Seem More Interesting and Smarter than Normal.
I think we have talked Politics, Religion, Sex and Education to death over the past few years. Let’s shake things up and throw out some new topic ideas to discuss at the water cooler. Or if you work from home, you can do it over Zoom. People will assume you actually read and research a… Continue reading New Topics to Discuss with Friends and Family That will Make You Seem More Interesting and Smarter than Normal.
My Neighbors are Like Living Through an Episode of American Horror Story and a List of Things I Highly Recommend This Week to Help with Self Care
Y’all. My upstairs neighbors that I used to call The Vampires, we are now calling them the Hippos. They still don’t ever sleep, but either they weigh a thousand pounds each or they really are hippos because no one, and I mean no one walks that loudly. All day. There is not enough square footage… Continue reading My Neighbors are Like Living Through an Episode of American Horror Story and a List of Things I Highly Recommend This Week to Help with Self Care
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