May is a Bitch.

Let’s chat. It’s May 2018 and I am so over it already. Is May super busy for everybody? Seems like every May I can’t get my shit together. Not that I usually have it together but mostly I have it halfway together. Or at least that’s what I tell myself. This is the month of… Continue reading May is a Bitch.

What Your Dog Wishes He/She Could Tell You…

This week’s post is a letter from a dog to his mom. My good friend Ryn, who has two dogs, two kids and a hubby, is so funny. After reading her post on Facebook the other day, I knew I had to share. Ryn is keeping her mom’s dog, Tank. Ryn’s mom is named Kitty… Continue reading What Your Dog Wishes He/She Could Tell You…

Thanksgiving Fails and Perfect Family Holidays

This week is Thanksgiving week in case you’ve not been reminded on Facebook by all your friends. Thanksgiving day we will see lots of plates of food on Instagram and families all smiling and happy. Let’s get real Y’all. All of that is mostly fake. Most of the food pictures look gross and/or the same… Continue reading Thanksgiving Fails and Perfect Family Holidays

I Got A Lot on My Mind This Week and an Apology to All the Doomsday Preppers.

I can’t believe it’s almost Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas, then 2018! Where does the time go? It’s 83 degrees right now as I type this. This morning I woke up to 49 degrees. However, I still wore short sleeves and no jacket to work because, Menopause.  It may have been 49 degrees but it… Continue reading I Got A Lot on My Mind This Week and an Apology to All the Doomsday Preppers.

If Everyone Would Stop Overthinking and Just Laugh a Little. And I Need New Friends.

As I was going through all the gazillions of blogs I read each week, I noticed a trend. Nobody is funny anymore. Everyone is so serious. And I am really bored with everyone. I need new blogs to read that are entertaining, funny, stories that make you say, “you can’t make this shit up!” I… Continue reading If Everyone Would Stop Overthinking and Just Laugh a Little. And I Need New Friends.

A Typical Day of Blogging. It’s Not Always Smooth Sailing. 

I’ve heard so many times, “I wish I could just sit around and blog all day.” Like it’s just so easy peasy.  You have no idea how hard it can be. I mean sure it sounds easy and glamorous but don’t quit your day job just yet. Here’s a typical day for me: I get… Continue reading A Typical Day of Blogging. It’s Not Always Smooth Sailing. 

Margaritas, Sharks and Crappy WiFi. This is Vacation Week!

This is going to be a shorter post today. My beach condo has spotty wifi and too many margaritas from the tiki bar results in terrible writing mistakes.  But I know you all wait for my blog updates with baited beer breath each week. So here goes.  Thing 1 had to head back home for… Continue reading Margaritas, Sharks and Crappy WiFi. This is Vacation Week!