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  • February 22, 2021

    It’s National Margarita Day or As I Like To Call It, Day Of The Bottomless Blender And Lost Shaker Of Salt.

    It’s National Margarita Day or As I Like To Call It, Day Of The Bottomless Blender And Lost Shaker Of Salt.

    Actually I celebrate this day most of the year. I used to wear out at least one blender a year. Then I got smart and started buying the Bucket of Frozen Margs from Target or Walmart. Just add Tequila and freeze. Now they make popsicles and juice pouch styles with the alcohol already in it!…

  • February 15, 2021

    People With No Sense Of Humor, Are You Trying To Be A Difficult Ass? Or Are You Just A Soul Sucking Demon From Hell?

    People With No Sense Of Humor, Are You Trying To Be A Difficult Ass? Or Are You Just A Soul Sucking Demon From Hell?

    You know these people right? The soulless, humorless, most boring people in the world. They surround us like a pandemic with no vaccine in sight. It’s getting pretty scary out there, not knowing when they will rise up and end all the memes and funny people will be out o’ bizness! As you may know,…

  • February 8, 2021

    The Truth About Fact Checking The Loud Mouths Of The World On Social Media And Why You Shouldn’t Give A Rat’s Ass

    The Truth About Fact Checking The Loud Mouths Of The World On Social Media And Why You Shouldn’t Give A Rat’s Ass

    Have you gone to any of those “Fact Checking” sites lately? I’m not talking about Snopes either. I’m talking about the ones that claim to verify factual information. I personally like to use Twitter or Facebook for fact checking. All those people are really in the know. Some say they’ve been fact checking for years…

  • February 1, 2021

    I Strained The Ligaments In My Arm And Now I Feel Like A One-Armed Paper Hanger.

    I Strained The Ligaments In My Arm And Now I Feel Like A One-Armed Paper Hanger.

    Remember the other week when I told you I had Vertigo and hurt myself? No? It was a few posts ago. Probably not worth reading anyway. So here’s the gist. (Yes gist is spelled right. I looked it up). A few weeks ago I had a vertigo episode in the middle of the night and…

  • January 25, 2021

    Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

    Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

    So leave it to Bernie Sanders to save the year of 2021 with memes we can all laugh at. Even Bernie! Apparently he loved the memes and who will ever forget those mittens! They were handmade just for the Bernmeister. I didn’t create these genius memes but they are all over the internet. So Thanks…

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