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  • January 18, 2021

    My First Rant Of The Year Because, Why Not. Also, Writing This After 3 Margaritas And A Shot Of Fireball.

    My First Rant Of The Year Because, Why Not. Also, Writing This After 3 Margaritas And A Shot Of Fireball.

    I thought 2021 would start off rocky but move in an upwards motion. NOPE. I didn’t post last week because so much craziness hit me all at once and I had to process it. But I’m back so get ready for a ranting story time! In December, my grandmother turned 100. This was awesome and…

  • January 4, 2021

    2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And Kick Some Ass.

    2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And Kick Some Ass.

    Damn. Was 2020 not the longest year ever? That. Was. Excruciating. I don’t think anyone could say 2020 was their year without bursting out laughing or crying. 2020 was exactly like The Walking Dead and no one will even refute that. No one saw it coming and Therapists are the only billionaires now. Even with…

  • December 28, 2020

    19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps

    19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps

    Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we will all go nuts. There’s not an opt-out button for us. But, have no fear! Let’s take a minute or two (for the slow readers)…

  • December 21, 2020

    How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year Like 2020

    How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year Like 2020

    Christmas is not cancelled. It’s just going to be a bit untraditional with a side of shitshow cornbread this year. I’m going to walk you through a stress free and Covid-19 safe awesome holiday for 2020. YOU are going to love it! Tell the family not to come over this year or that you won’t…

  • December 14, 2020

    The Karens Have Taken Over The Internet And They Are Growing Like A Pack Of Wild Dogs

    The Karens Have Taken Over The Internet And They Are Growing Like A Pack Of Wild Dogs

    You know what they call a pack of Karens? A Complaint or Terror. (According to some Reddit thread) I am so over the “Karens” of the world. And I’m not talking about women whose actual name is Karen. I imagine women who were given the name Karen by their families had no idea one day…

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