Category: Life
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Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Sometimes you just want to buy nice things to wear or for the house etc. But when I see something I really want to buy, I remember that we just can’t have nice things. I cannot tell you the amount of times I say, “And that’s why we can’t have nice things!” It’s like we…
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Sex in the Driveway & Cocktails
Yeah I know, that was terrible of me to lead you into thinking my post was going to be about sex in a driveway. Get your mind out of the gutter peeps! But there really is a drink called “Sex in the Driveway” and it’s simple to make! I found it on Pinterest. Did you know…
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10 Reasons Why We Are Obsessed with Shark Week
This week is shark week. ><{{^{•> The Facts: Shark Week premiered July 17, 1988. Created by Tom Golden. (Discovery Channel) It started as a way to clear up myths and misconceptions about sharks. ~Wikipedia Now we know so much more about sharks but people are still getting attacked. Guess somebody’s not watching TV during shark…
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When Do They Go Back To School?
We are week 2 into summer and I’ve already had a nervous breakdown. How many more weeks till they go back to school? Don’t get me wrong. I love my kids. But they are hoarders in training. It’s like they spent time in a Military inspired boot camp that teaches teens to torture their moms…
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Hell is Parenting Teens
Everyday I hear myself saying stuff to my teen boys that I shouldn’t have to say. It’s like all those years of letting them fail to learn a lesson never happened. All the common sense I thought they would “grow into” never materialized. How will they move into adulthood and thrive? I can’t answer that…
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