Tag: humor
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Panic! At the Disco… Or Just a Ticking Time Bomb? The Midlife Woman’s Guide to Figuring Out if You’re Having a Heart Attack, a Stroke, or Just a Really Bad Tuesday. (Hint: Always Call 911.)
Alright, pull up a barstool, Midlife Margarita Crew! I got a frozen one with a lime on the side, and we’re about to talk about some seriously un-funny stuff with our usual dark humor because, honestly, what else are we going to do? We all know the drill. You’re sailing along, managing a career, a…
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From Boardroom to Backstage: When Midlife Affairs Hit the Headlines (and the Concerts)
Alright, pull up a barstool, Midlife Margarita crew! We’ve all seen those headlines lately, right? Another day, another big shot caught with their hand in the cookie jar, usually at some super public event. And honestly, our eyes are practically stuck in an eternal roll. Seriously, a Coldplay concert? In a huge crowd of 60,000…
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If Midlife Margaritas Was Giving a College 2025 Commencement Speech, This Would Be It
Well, well, well, look at all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed graduates of 2025! Give yourselves a round of applause – you made it! And let me tell you, that’s no small feat. Especially with all the doom and gloom you’ve been hearing from every other commencement speaker out there. Seriously, I’m starting to think they’re all…
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Do You Think Your Midlife Crisis Has Gone on Way Too Long and You Might Need Therapy? Asking for a Friend!
I think I need therapy. What I mean is I know I need therapy. Hell, more than half of my friend base has a therapist. And I’m not talking about physical therapy either; I’m talking about head therapy. Fun fact: I originally went to college to become a therapist, but somewhere I took a side…
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Rebuilding Your Social Life After the Birdies Flew the Coop (and Left a Mess).
Alright, Empty Nesters! Let’s ditch the tissues and grab the tequila (or sparkling water, you do you). We’re diving into the thrilling, slightly terrifying, world of making friends post-kid-launch. Welcome to the Midlife Margaritas guide to “Rebuilding Your Social Life After the Birdies Flew the Coop (and Left a ton of empty water bottles under…
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