Y’all. My upstairs neighbors that I used to call The Vampires, we are now calling them the Hippos. They still don’t ever sleep, but either they weigh a thousand pounds each or they really are hippos because no one, and I mean no one walks that loudly. All day. There is not enough square footage… Continue reading My Neighbors are Like Living Through an Episode of American Horror Story and a List of Things I Highly Recommend This Week to Help with Self Care
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Due to The World Still Spinning Out of Control and Burning up in The Atmosphere, there is no Post Today, But Enjoy These Funny Tweets to Get You Through.
As I try to write a well thought out post with lots of humor and educational value, I realize I have nothing, nada, zip. So, While I sit back and sip on my large Marg-arita and copy/paste funny tweets from my friends, I’ll be thinking about everyone in the coming week. Waiting for something good… Continue reading Due to The World Still Spinning Out of Control and Burning up in The Atmosphere, there is no Post Today, But Enjoy These Funny Tweets to Get You Through.
Teaching the Dog to Talk. Because Life isn’t Hard Enough for us Right Now.
If you’ve been on TikTok since the beginning of Covid like the rest of the world looking for an escape from reality, then you may have heard of Bunny the Talking Dog, aka @whataboutbunny He’s this really cool dog that can talk with his humans via sound buttons. His mom, Christina Hunger, a speech language… Continue reading Teaching the Dog to Talk. Because Life isn’t Hard Enough for us Right Now.
Crazy Controversies, Conspiracy Theories, Alien Scandal Stories and Peanut Butter Shortages. The End is Near, I Fear So Make It Make Sense.
Recently my Facebook Meme Page is being overrun with absolute nutjobs and trolls who do not understand humor and sarcasm. For that reason, I want to be perfectly clear, that this post is not about any political party or president. It is about conspiracy theories and possible other-worldly incidents. There are things happening in our… Continue reading Crazy Controversies, Conspiracy Theories, Alien Scandal Stories and Peanut Butter Shortages. The End is Near, I Fear So Make It Make Sense.
Disturbing Shopping Story That is Now Part of the New Normal in Suburbia. With a Little Chuckle.
A few of you have asked why I haven’t graced you with more of my awesome blog posts lately. Short answer is Life got in the way! I have to say I was surprised to hear you want more of my mundane dribble! I think we have been so caught up with the past few… Continue reading Disturbing Shopping Story That is Now Part of the New Normal in Suburbia. With a Little Chuckle.
Why Everyone Needs a Vacation Right Now with Margaritas on the Beach and Great Friends. Also, How to Avoid Shark Bites and Bar Fights.
I’m on vacation right now. It’s been a crappy year for all of us so, we grabbed some friends and headed to the most touristy beach in South Carolina. Yep, Myrtle Beach. We make this pilgrimage every year and every year we find the best people watching, dive bar drink specials, fresh seafood and lots… Continue reading Why Everyone Needs a Vacation Right Now with Margaritas on the Beach and Great Friends. Also, How to Avoid Shark Bites and Bar Fights.
Mental Health Check with a Side of Humor to Help Wipe Out the Recent Demons Without Performing an Exorcism
Disclaimer: For those of you with ADD/ADHD or you just plain hate to read, this is a very short post. I have your back! Just when you think things are getting better, the devil opens up another portal. Hence the whole Amber Heard/Johnny Depp circus. We are dealing with mid-term elections, more comedians being attacked… Continue reading Mental Health Check with a Side of Humor to Help Wipe Out the Recent Demons Without Performing an Exorcism
I Can’t Stomach the Olympics 2022 Anymore. So, I’m Watching Anna Delvey on Netflix Take On New York Society Like a Bad Bitch!
I just can’t watch anymore of it. The crying, the doping scandals, the time difference, the disappointments. It’s a lot like a typical girl’s night out. Why is it not fun to watch this year? Is it because of Covid? Russia? Ice Skating in general? Maybe I’m just jaded. Past Olympics have been fun, heartwarming,… Continue reading I Can’t Stomach the Olympics 2022 Anymore. So, I’m Watching Anna Delvey on Netflix Take On New York Society Like a Bad Bitch!
Lessons Learned During the Pandemic Years or as Some Call It, The Political Covid Take Over
What have we learned over the past few years? Or have we learned anything? Are we coming out better, stronger, faster? I’d say we are a 4 out of 10 for dealing with a pandemic globally. We are in year 3 of this hellacious apocalypse. Let me tell you what I’ve learned, in my own… Continue reading Lessons Learned During the Pandemic Years or as Some Call It, The Political Covid Take Over
Holiday Gift Giving Takes On A Whole New Meaning in 2021 And Not Even Amazon Can Save Us From The Wicked Supply Chain
Hello Lovelies! It’s November and I am stressing about buying Christmas gifts. With all this talk of Supply Chain problems, I’m worried I won’t get gifts ordered in time. And buying directly from stores, I’ve looked but nothing is stirring my soul enough to buy it and gift it! So the panic attacks are kicking… Continue reading Holiday Gift Giving Takes On A Whole New Meaning in 2021 And Not Even Amazon Can Save Us From The Wicked Supply Chain
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