“Unlock Your True Potential: 10 Reasons Why Midlife is the Time to Stop Giving a F*ck!”

Listen, we all know that life is too short. By now, we feel it in our bones and it’s a real vibe for us Gen Xers and Midlifers. Here’s 10 reasons why: That’s this week’s Top 10 list. What else can you add to the list? What’s changed for you? Are you feeling better in… Continue reading “Unlock Your True Potential: 10 Reasons Why Midlife is the Time to Stop Giving a F*ck!”

Farewell to the Nest, Hello to the Margarita Bar: Navigating Midlife as an Empty Nester

There comes a time in most everyone’s life where you wonder, “what the hell do I do now?”. The kids are growing up and don’t need me as much, I hate my job, should I buy an RV? Is God ignoring me? I want to redecorate my house or move, who am I? why can’t… Continue reading Farewell to the Nest, Hello to the Margarita Bar: Navigating Midlife as an Empty Nester

OK 2023, Let’s Do This. Time To Kick Butt and Claim a Victory. Be Like the Super Bowl of the World.

How many years now have we said, ok THIS year will be my year? Or THIS year will be normal. We might even say this year we will claim victory over the evil Satan! (Evil laughter). In fact, I think we are all holding our breath this time waiting to see if 2023 says, “hold… Continue reading OK 2023, Let’s Do This. Time To Kick Butt and Claim a Victory. Be Like the Super Bowl of the World.

Dear Santa. A Letter from an Empty Nester Mom (that’d be me) on What She Really Wants in 2023 for Christmas.

Dear Santa, Over the years we’ve been caught kissing, having cookies and milk together and even playing reindeer games when we got into the liquor cabinet with Blitzen that one time. But the gifts I’ve gotten over the years have been mediocre at best. I don’t mean to be critical, but I do most of… Continue reading Dear Santa. A Letter from an Empty Nester Mom (that’d be me) on What She Really Wants in 2023 for Christmas.

How To Vote in the Midterm Elections Like a Bad Ass Who Knows What They’re Doing. Because A Lot of You Have No Flipping Idea, and it Shows.

I know you haven’t heard from me in a while but that’s a story for another day. Recently I overheard a group of women talking about our upcoming midterm elections here in the US. I was completely shocked at what I was hearing and nearly spilled my margarita all over my new Tommy Bahama shirt!… Continue reading How To Vote in the Midterm Elections Like a Bad Ass Who Knows What They’re Doing. Because A Lot of You Have No Flipping Idea, and it Shows.

Due to The World Still Spinning Out of Control and Burning up in The Atmosphere, there is no Post Today, But Enjoy These Funny Tweets to Get You Through.

As I try to write a well thought out post with lots of humor and educational value, I realize I have nothing, nada, zip. So, While I sit back and sip on my large Marg-arita and copy/paste funny tweets from my friends, I’ll be thinking about everyone in the coming week. Waiting for something good… Continue reading Due to The World Still Spinning Out of Control and Burning up in The Atmosphere, there is no Post Today, But Enjoy These Funny Tweets to Get You Through.

Teaching the Dog to Talk. Because Life isn’t Hard Enough for us Right Now.

If you’ve been on TikTok since the beginning of Covid like the rest of the world looking for an escape from reality, then you may have heard of Bunny the Talking Dog, aka @whataboutbunny He’s this really cool dog that can talk with his humans via sound buttons. His mom, Christina Hunger, a speech language… Continue reading Teaching the Dog to Talk. Because Life isn’t Hard Enough for us Right Now.

Why Everyone Needs a Vacation Right Now with Margaritas on the Beach and Great Friends. Also, How to Avoid Shark Bites and Bar Fights.

I’m on vacation right now. It’s been a crappy year for all of us so, we grabbed some friends and headed to the most touristy beach in South Carolina. Yep, Myrtle Beach. We make this pilgrimage every year and every year we find the best people watching, dive bar drink specials, fresh seafood and lots… Continue reading Why Everyone Needs a Vacation Right Now with Margaritas on the Beach and Great Friends. Also, How to Avoid Shark Bites and Bar Fights.

It’s My Birthday And I’m Going To Outlive Betty White. Oh, You’re Going To Want To Read This While Sipping A Margarita.

I turned 55 today. I still feel 21 mentally and and it probably shows. But, I’m not going to apologize. Lately I’ve noticed other adults acting like middle schoolers. Who wants to revisit that awkward age anyway? And I’m super blessed to be as mentally there and healthy as I possible can given my traumatic… Continue reading It’s My Birthday And I’m Going To Outlive Betty White. Oh, You’re Going To Want To Read This While Sipping A Margarita.

Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share

Questions I’m Frequently Asked: *Do you think you may have a drinking problem? A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed. *What is your favorite Margarita? A: Frozen, any flavor. Love the kind that’s already made and looks like an adult Capri Sun. *If music played every time you entered… Continue reading Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share