Every summer we take a break and head to N. Myrtle Beach, SC. Same place, same condo, same friends and family. It is about the only place I can truly relax. So this week I’ll just post some pictures of seafood and ocean views on the Facebook page. I’ll be back next week with more… Continue reading This Week We Are On Vacation. The Wi-Fi Sucks But The Margaritas Are Strong.
It’s been a year since Covid invaded the Earth. Like a big headed, long tentacled alien from plant Zoop. Along with shut downs and shut ups, we wear masks now like it’s nothing. But is it nothing really? For one, I have asthma so getting used to a face mask took a long time. But… Continue reading 8 Reasons To Drink That Covid Masks Have Given Me During The Craziest Year In Human History
I know you read my blog for the laughs and rants, but honestly, I got nothing but Virus going on. It’s all anyone can talk about. My entire Twitter, Facebook, Insta, even Pinterest feeds are all about THE virus of the Century. Covid-19 how I HATE you. If you haven’t been paying attention (because you… Continue reading Covid-19, The Margarita Edition
Oh I had some great posts I wanted to send out this week but I decided to change course this one time. This week has been, to say the least, hell. This virus has gone global and we are all in this mess together. Our President has declared a national emergency and WHO is now… Continue reading We Are All In This Together!
Trigger Warning: This is satire. I do have a soul and compassion and empathy. But I will fight you if you start hate in the comments. Since I can’t get away from this topic no matter where I go, I thought I’d start a conversation on the beer Coronavirus. (Corona Beer is so mad right… Continue reading I Guess It’s Time to Talk About the Coronavirus (Covid-19) or Beer Virus..
Do you know what “Netflix and Chill” really means? Go ahead and google it, I’ll wait. I promise you that’s not what I mean by that phrase. I’ll be keeping it clean. Mostly. I took a little fall over the weekend and ended up throwing a full cup of coffee all over the kitchen floor.… Continue reading Margaritas, Netflix and Chill
You’ve all heard the traditional story of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, now read Midlife Margarita’s version: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the house, a mom was found sleeping soundly on her couch. The stockings were empty and the tree leaned on the stairs, St. Nick would have to be quiet to… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas Version of ‘Twas The Night Before….
People have been sending me tons of holiday cocktails so I think I need to share them! Hopefully you will try them all and invite me to the party! Tell me your favorite or let me know if you have a signature cocktail and put it in the comments! Time to be Merry! Thanksgiving will… Continue reading Holiday Cocktails I Have Found Online That We All Need To Try
Now you can’t get that song by The Scorpions out of you head. lol Sorry not sorry. We just made it through Hurricane Dorian. Raleigh, NC made it ok. No real damage. The coast, not so much. Tornados and water spouts, flooding and power outages. But nothing compared to some of the Bahama Islands that… Continue reading Rock You Like A Hurricane
Sweet. Baby. Jesus. There’s drama on Midlife Margaritas FB page again. This time it’s over a little meme I shared from Snarky Breeders. So I’m throwing her under the bus too. lol Here’s the meme in question: Just to be clear. I love ALL lifeguards. But THIS was just someone’s little sarcastic meme that made… Continue reading Drama on My Facebook Page. Haters and Grammar Police.