Drama on My Facebook Page. Haters and Grammar Police.

Sweet. Baby. Jesus. There’s drama on Midlife Margaritas FB page again. This time it’s over a little meme I shared from Snarky Breeders. So I’m throwing her under the bus too. lol Here’s the meme in question: Just to be clear. I love ALL lifeguards. But THIS was just someone’s little sarcastic meme that made… Continue reading Drama on My Facebook Page. Haters and Grammar Police.

The Hottest Summer and Both Kids Have Moved Home. Kill Me.

Here in NC, it’s hotter than Satan’s kitchen! It’s probably hot where you are too but add 100% humidity and, well, we have moisture every freaking where. I have asthma so I can’t breathe and just walking to the mailbox, I feel like I’m gonna pass out. Right there in my driveway. Where all my… Continue reading The Hottest Summer and Both Kids Have Moved Home. Kill Me.

Is It Time for Reading Glasses?

When I turned 40 I went to have my eyes checked. I could no longer read the directions on smaller boxes and prescription bottles. I thought I was going blind. This is it! I’m officially losing my eyesight. The doctor did the eye exam then told me I really didn’t need glasses but I should… Continue reading Is It Time for Reading Glasses?

The Midlife Margarita Lifestyle.

I’ve heard it so many times. “Is this all there is?” Midlifers in distress. Thinking way to much about the end years. It isn’t over till the fat lady sings! If you are saying to yourself, “Is this all there is”, you aren’t alone. I hear it so often. I have even said it myself… Continue reading The Midlife Margarita Lifestyle.

2019 New Year, New You Resolutions?

Hey there! We made it to 2019! (Almost). Every year I dread the “New Year, New You” cliché. I give everyone about 30 days before we roll back into our “old” selves. But you know we are all going to try anyway. Maybe one out of one hundred will actually improve and change. Not trying… Continue reading 2019 New Year, New You Resolutions?

I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.

Less than two weeks from Christmas. I feel like I should be happy and joyous and singing Jingle Bells off-key like every year. But, alas, I am a tired mother f#(ker. As I type this my coffee is almost gone and now I am just a wide-awake sleepy momma. I had the dog on my… Continue reading I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.

12 Christmas – Hanukah Gift Ideas for Hip, Margarita Drinking Women. (or wine)

Don’t you get so tired of the gift cards, coupon books of hugs, coffee mugs, Christmas décor and all around “practical” holiday gifts you get every year? Ladies, feel free to share this with the hubby and family! This is Midlife Margaritas guide to buying Christmas/Hanukah gifts that you will actually use! I’m not saying… Continue reading 12 Christmas – Hanukah Gift Ideas for Hip, Margarita Drinking Women. (or wine)