This is the Year I lose My Mind!

This school year is going to be a record setter. I have my oldest graduating college and my youngest graduating high school. And I’m not even close to accepting this as reality. I mean, I feel like they were just toddlers yesterday! They were shorter than me. They were sweet and loving and called me… Continue reading This is the Year I lose My Mind!

It Might Be Time to Buy a Life Alert Necklace.

I’m about to tell you a very disturbing story. I can’t be held accountable for the visual you will have afterward. But I feel I need to tell the story to help others like myself. Midlife, off-balanced, obsessed with bugs and the need to overshare my life with everyone. So what happened? I went to… Continue reading It Might Be Time to Buy a Life Alert Necklace.

Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.

One of my posts is getting 100’s of hits a day and it’s hysterical! I wrote a piece about  how pineapples aren’t just a symbol of hospitality. They are rumored to be the symbol of SWINGERS too! lol Yep, you know, couples who swap partners? Uh huh. Speechless? Me too! lol In case you haven’t read… Continue reading Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.

Menopause is just another word for Homicidal.

You knew this post was coming right? Menopause. We’ll call this post, Part 1. SO much we need to discuss! So here’s the definition from Merriam-Webster: Definition of menopause 1 :  the natural cessation of menstruation that usually occurs between the ages of 45 and 55; also :  the period during which such cessation occurs —called… Continue reading Menopause is just another word for Homicidal.

I Blame Midlife for Having to Buy a New HUGE Phone!

I gave up. I couldn’t see my text messages anymore on my iPhone. Even with the text setting to XXX large. So the other day I decided to just give up and get the iPhone PLUS. The one that is somewhere between a regular phone and a laptop. But I got it in the color… Continue reading I Blame Midlife for Having to Buy a New HUGE Phone!

It’s My Birthday Bitches!

Today, I turned 50! I don’t feel a minute over 3o to be honest. In fact, when I turned 30 I thought my life was over. I had a premonition that I was going to die young. lol Nope. It does help that my grandmother is 96 this year, so I have that going for me.… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Bitches!

Why Don’t I Own a Skillet? Am I Even Southern?

Why Don’t I Own a Skillet? It occurred to me today that I might not be a real southern wife/mom. I was screwing around on Pinterest and saving pins of comfort foods when I realized, I don’t even own a cast iron skillet! WTH? How can I claim to be southern born and bred and… Continue reading Why Don’t I Own a Skillet? Am I Even Southern?