Mental Health Check with a Side of Humor to Help Wipe Out the Recent Demons Without Performing an Exorcism

Disclaimer: For those of you with ADD/ADHD or you just plain hate to read, this is a very short post. I have your back! Just when you think things are getting better, the devil opens up another portal. Hence the whole Amber Heard/Johnny Depp circus. We are dealing with mid-term elections, more comedians being attacked… Continue reading Mental Health Check with a Side of Humor to Help Wipe Out the Recent Demons Without Performing an Exorcism

I Can’t Stomach the Olympics 2022 Anymore. So, I’m Watching Anna Delvey on Netflix Take On New York Society Like a Bad Bitch!

I just can’t watch anymore of it. The crying, the doping scandals, the time difference, the disappointments. It’s a lot like a typical girl’s night out. Why is it not fun to watch this year? Is it because of Covid? Russia? Ice Skating in general? Maybe I’m just jaded. Past Olympics have been fun, heartwarming,… Continue reading I Can’t Stomach the Olympics 2022 Anymore. So, I’m Watching Anna Delvey on Netflix Take On New York Society Like a Bad Bitch!

Lessons Learned During the Pandemic Years or as Some Call It, The Political Covid Take Over

What have we learned over the past few years? Or have we learned anything? Are we coming out better, stronger, faster? I’d say we are a 4 out of 10 for dealing with a pandemic globally. We are in year 3 of this hellacious apocalypse. Let me tell you what I’ve learned, in my own… Continue reading Lessons Learned During the Pandemic Years or as Some Call It, The Political Covid Take Over

Holiday Gift Giving Takes On A Whole New Meaning in 2021 And Not Even Amazon Can Save Us From The Wicked Supply Chain

Hello Lovelies! It’s November and I am stressing about buying Christmas gifts. With all this talk of Supply Chain problems, I’m worried I won’t get gifts ordered in time. And buying directly from stores, I’ve looked but nothing is stirring my soul enough to buy it and gift it! So the panic attacks are kicking… Continue reading Holiday Gift Giving Takes On A Whole New Meaning in 2021 And Not Even Amazon Can Save Us From The Wicked Supply Chain

Are Pineapple Symbols Welcoming and Hospitable or Are They Symbolic of The Taboo Swinger’s Secret Lifestyle?

A few years ago I wrote about the Pineapple as the Symbol for swingers. Thought I’d tweak it a little and let you all decide! Keep it clean in the comments! One evening, an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the “kitty” so… Continue reading Are Pineapple Symbols Welcoming and Hospitable or Are They Symbolic of The Taboo Swinger’s Secret Lifestyle?

It’s My Birthday And I’m Going To Outlive Betty White. Oh, You’re Going To Want To Read This While Sipping A Margarita.

I turned 55 today. I still feel 21 mentally and and it probably shows. But, I’m not going to apologize. Lately I’ve noticed other adults acting like middle schoolers. Who wants to revisit that awkward age anyway? And I’m super blessed to be as mentally there and healthy as I possible can given my traumatic… Continue reading It’s My Birthday And I’m Going To Outlive Betty White. Oh, You’re Going To Want To Read This While Sipping A Margarita.

Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share

Questions I’m Frequently Asked: *Do you think you may have a drinking problem? A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed. *What is your favorite Margarita? A: Frozen, any flavor. Love the kind that’s already made and looks like an adult Capri Sun. *If music played every time you entered… Continue reading Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share

I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 am And No One Cared That I Almost Died. Not Even The Dog.

It’s hard to continue to love your family when they’re not there for you in your greatest hour of need. Not even the Dog. So here’s what happened: We recently moved into a swanky apartment. And since I am so cautious not to wake up the hubby or the dog when I need to go… Continue reading I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 am And No One Cared That I Almost Died. Not Even The Dog.

How To Find Some Sanity By Writing A To-Do List And Letter Writing Campaign Then Celebrate With An Extra Large Margarita.

I wake up every morning thinking this will be the day I will be like Cinderella and clean my house with the singing birds and mice helping and all will be blissful. Then it feels like the wicked step sisters show up about noon and wreck my world. All goes to hell and I wind… Continue reading How To Find Some Sanity By Writing A To-Do List And Letter Writing Campaign Then Celebrate With An Extra Large Margarita.

A Midlife Guide To The Empty Nest Lifestyle While Cheerfully Embracing The Latest Trend of Luxury Apartment Living

We just returned home from a weeks vacation at the coast. Walked in the front door and groaned. We have to start packing for our upcoming move. Ok, we kinda started already but there is so much more to do! What were we thinking? What’s the best way to pack all the wine bottles safely?… Continue reading A Midlife Guide To The Empty Nest Lifestyle While Cheerfully Embracing The Latest Trend of Luxury Apartment Living