How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?

Talk about run-on sentences. But hey, anything goes at Midlife Margaritas Inc.,. The short answer is IDK and IDK. (I don’t know for those of you not up on the hip language skills I have accrued over the years). At least I didn’t use the F word. Yet. It’s Covid and Flu season now so… Continue reading How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?

Adventures During Covid

Hello Margarita Squad! I guess by now you have heard that I have hooked up with the girls at http://www.RidiculouslyUnperfect.com. I’m not ditching you all here either, just adding another adventure to my life. These girls are fantastic and very dedicated to the cause of reaching out to women everywhere to uplift, inspire and love… Continue reading Adventures During Covid

Not Just Another Karen!

If we are going to name more essential employees, I think we need to add comedians to the list. We need humor now more than ever. Did you know that lots of comedians are out of work? They can’t do clubs right now and if you watched the late night talk shows with no audiences,… Continue reading Not Just Another Karen!

What do Masks, Church & Strippers Haven in Common During a Big, Scary Pandemic?

Let me start by saying that this isn’t a political post. Not the normal one anyway. I’m writing this because I’m still in a pandemic funk and the fact I saw a man shoot another man in a Walmart because of masks. (Let me rephrase that: I saw it on the news! Not in person.)… Continue reading What do Masks, Church & Strippers Haven in Common During a Big, Scary Pandemic?

How to Successfully Lose Weight on the Popular Intermittent Fasting Plan Without Giving up Margaritas

Trying to get a grip on your health and wellness during this pandemic? Have you tried the wildly popular Intermittent Fasting Plan? I’ve been at it for months now with my husband and we have found it easy and we are losing weight! We have never stuck to any plan this long. We have basically… Continue reading How to Successfully Lose Weight on the Popular Intermittent Fasting Plan Without Giving up Margaritas

No Politics, Race or Covid Today Bitches!

Everything I see, read or hear is all about the above title. Not today on Midlife Margaritas! We are about to change the world and talk about something else. Anything else. lol How about let’s discuss getting our shit together? I mean we are all wandering around our houses like clueless aliens not knowing what… Continue reading No Politics, Race or Covid Today Bitches!

Why I Despise College (Helicopter Parent) Groups on Social Media

I thought the days of Helicopter Parenting were over. Apparently they follow their kids right through college and beyond. Please people, DON’T be this parent. You are straight up hurting them. At first I thought it would be helpful to join a parent group, on social media, for my kids college. Comes in handy when… Continue reading Why I Despise College (Helicopter Parent) Groups on Social Media

Captain’s Log: Day 158 Million

If you just read the title in the voice of Captain Kirk (William Shatner), you are one of my people.  This Pandemic Quarantine feels like effin 4 ever. I feel like everyday is the same. I’m out of wine coolers and I have finished all of Netflix, Hulu and Disney+ (I don’t even have kids at… Continue reading Captain’s Log: Day 158 Million

Give Yourself Permission to Bitch About This Pandemic.

Anyone else over it? Done with this Pandemic? Done with the people you are trapped at home with? I don’t mean to sound uncaring of the realities of life lost, jobs and income lost, or anything like that. But let’s be real for a moment. Let’s get it all out there. Let’s bitch about the… Continue reading Give Yourself Permission to Bitch About This Pandemic.

Dessert Served With a Side of Humor!

Today is a special blog post from my good friend Deanna. She is the most awesome cook ever and she’s pretty dang funny too! Please enjoy a few of her recipes and insight while baking with kids! Why a 3 year old can prohibit proper baking… Happy Daddy’s Day to all! As a treat for… Continue reading Dessert Served With a Side of Humor!