Tag: humor
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Sweating at 65 Degrees: The Menopause Survival Story Your Family Thought Was a Psychological Breakdown
Pour a glass, grab a fan, and let’s get into it. Pour yourself a double because today we need to talk about the grand, sweaty, unhinged bait-and-switch that is menopause. And specifically, about how the generations of women before us left us completely out to dry on this one. Growing up, my mother and grandmother…
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Midlife Margaritas: Host’s Guide to Keeping Your Drunk Relatives out of The Mistletoe!
POV: You’re attending or hosting the annual dysfunctional family holiday gathering. You need some help on how to survive without murdering drunk uncle Dave. Well, I got you. Read on… If your family is a nice normal traditional family with no one in rehab or jail, this post is not for you. But feel free…
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The Baffling Christmas Story Explained
The post reflects on the bewildering aspects of the Christmas story, including Mary’s age, the lack of inn reservations, and the Wise Men’s gifts. It humorously questions these events while acknowledging their deeper spiritual significance. Ultimately, it emphasizes God’s love and encourages finding joy and connection during the holiday season.
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Panic! At the Disco… Or Just a Ticking Time Bomb? The Midlife Woman’s Guide to Figuring Out if You’re Having a Heart Attack, a Stroke, or Just a Really Bad Tuesday. (Hint: Always Call 911.)
Alright, pull up a barstool, Midlife Margarita Crew! I got a frozen one with a lime on the side, and we’re about to talk about some seriously un-funny stuff with our usual dark humor because, honestly, what else are we going to do? We all know the drill. You’re sailing along, managing a career, a…
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From Boardroom to Backstage: When Midlife Affairs Hit the Headlines (and the Concerts)
Alright, pull up a barstool, Midlife Margarita crew! We’ve all seen those headlines lately, right? Another day, another big shot caught with their hand in the cookie jar, usually at some super public event. And honestly, our eyes are practically stuck in an eternal roll. Seriously, a Coldplay concert? In a huge crowd of 60,000…
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