Tag: humor
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Things Gen X Women Did in the ’80s That Would Cause a Congressional Hearing Today
If you were a girl growing up in the ’80s, congratulations. We made it. And when you really think about how we grew up, that feels like more of an accomplishment than it probably should. There were no tracking devices, no cell phones, no Stanley cups full of carefully filtered water, and not nearly as…
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College Drop-Off: The Most Expensive Way to Have Your Heart Ripped Out in a Parking Lot
There are certain milestones in motherhood that nobody adequately prepares you for. And then there is college drop-off, where you spend approximately three months shopping, organizing, making lists, buying things you did not know humans needed, and pretending you are completely fine. Then you drive away from a dorm parking lot crying into a Starbucks…
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Sweating at 65 Degrees: The Menopause Survival Story Your Family Thought Was a Psychological Breakdown
Pour a glass, grab a fan, and let’s get into it. Pour yourself a double because today we need to talk about the grand, sweaty, unhinged bait-and-switch that is menopause. And specifically, about how the generations of women before us left us completely out to dry on this one. Growing up, my mother and grandmother…
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Midlife Margaritas: Host’s Guide to Keeping Your Drunk Relatives out of The Mistletoe!
POV: You’re attending or hosting the annual dysfunctional family holiday gathering. You need some help on how to survive without murdering drunk uncle Dave. Well, I got you. Read on… If your family is a nice normal traditional family with no one in rehab or jail, this post is not for you. But feel free…
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The Baffling Christmas Story Explained
The post reflects on the bewildering aspects of the Christmas story, including Mary’s age, the lack of inn reservations, and the Wise Men’s gifts. It humorously questions these events while acknowledging their deeper spiritual significance. Ultimately, it emphasizes God’s love and encourages finding joy and connection during the holiday season.
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