Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?


A few days ago I posted a picture of this really cool pineapple lamp on Instagram:


Isn’t it totally adorbs? Looks great in my little corner. Well later that night an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the kitty so I called her and she started off the convo by laughing. So then I started laughing. WHY were we laughing? Finally she regained control and asked me if I knew the meaning behind the pineapple.

I said of course I do! It’s the symbol of Hospitality and Welcoming! All good southerners should have pineapples in their homes. But apparently NOT on the front porch! My friend, who didn’t want me to use her name, (LOL) said her hubby bought her a nice piece of jewelry with a pineapple on it. A friend told her that meant she was a SWINGER! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I promise I am not making this up! I was like, what the actual hell?

Apparently there are rumors and ‘wives’ tales about this (get it? Wives tales?). If you find a pineapple on your porch in the morning it means one of your neighbors wants to swing with you. Take a minute. Go ahead. Right???????????? I couldn’t stop thinking about all my neighbors. NOT ONE WOULD I SWING WITH> lol. Not. One.

So I googled it. I google everything but this was hilarious. Everything from placing an upside down pineapple in your grocery cart  to hanging one on your mailbox means you are looking to swing. Ain’t nobody in the Food Lion I want to talk to much less swing with. It reminded me of the time at a recent family gathering where someone said they thought it was legal to marry a first cousin in North Carolina. While we were all laughing I was looking around at all my cousins going, “NOPE”.

So while this is probably just rumor, I can’t look around my house at the pineapple décor and not laugh now. Thanks to my good friend. We had a great laugh and it reminded me of why I am so glad we became friends back in college. She made me laugh then too.

Off to the grocery store to hunt and gather. I may just toss in a pineapple, upside down, in my cart to see if I get any strange looks….lol



18 thoughts on “Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

  1. I’ve recently discovered that over here, in the 70s, having a pampas grass plant in your front garden was apparently the sign of ‘swinging’. If I think back to the 70s, my memory tells me that said plant was VERY popular, and resided in most front gardens. My parents’ included. That’s not an image I want in my head… 🙂

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  2. Holy crap we have pineapples everywhere here but not one person has left one on our doorstep. How insulting! I will now go and collect all the pineapples in the house and hide them very carefully.

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  3. HILARIOUS!!!! We have friends who are into that (we are not) and I may have to forward this to her! Will forever giggle at pineapples and rethink my whole new bathroom design. Which was going to be all pineapples!

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  4. This is actually true. Me & my husband are Swingers. I’m not sure why a Pineapple was chosen to be a symbol for Swingers but it was. You will see people wearing Pineapple jewelry, clothes & even getting tattoos etc… You will also find people wearing a black band on their right hand to show they are swingers. Incase many of you don’t know there are millions of Swingers in the US alone & even more in other countries. It’s a whole new definition to marriage one that some could never imagine but if tried would never look back. So keep a look out for those Pineapples & black rings you may be surprised to find some of your coworkers are Swingers 😈

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  5. This is 100% true. Swingers don’t refer to themselves as swingers they say ” we are in the lifestyle” and the upside down pineapple is a symbol for that “lifestyle”. My wife and I have been in the lifestyle for a little over a year and are in many facebook groups with names like pineapple friends … party like a pineapple… the upside down pineapple group….

    We also call those who are not in the lifestyle “vanilla” so if you hear anyone say oh we are going to a vanilla bar tonight or that couple is very vanilla they are referring to the bar or that couple being for straight lace folks that don’t swap partners .. I hope that answers any questions ya had

    Also couples who like to swap allot of times will make a joint facebook page. With both names or both people’s initials to try to keep their secret life private from their work and familes… so if you see a joint facebook account it may not mean that someone is super jealous but actually just the opposite…

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