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Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share
Questions I’m Frequently Asked: *Do you think you may have a drinking problem? A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed. *What is your favorite Margarita? A: Frozen, any flavor. Love the kind that’s already made and looks like an adult Capri Sun. *If music played every time you entered…
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Another Year, Another Birthday And Everyday Should Be Celebrated Like You Are 21 And Are Legal To Drink. Again.
Todays message comes to you via the parking lot of a Sheet’s gas station while I suck down a chocolate milkshake. Thought I’d write from here instead of at home in case, you know, the milkshake brings all the boys to my yard. Don’t need that nonsense. But let’s get down to it shall we?…
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I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 am And No One Cared That I Almost Died. Not Even The Dog.
It’s hard to continue to love your family when they’re not there for you in your greatest hour of need. Not even the Dog. So here’s what happened: We recently moved into a swanky apartment. And since I am so cautious not to wake up the hubby or the dog when I need to go…
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How To Find Some Sanity By Writing A To-Do List And Letter Writing Campaign Then Celebrate With An Extra Large Margarita.
I wake up every morning thinking this will be the day I will be like Cinderella and clean my house with the singing birds and mice helping and all will be blissful. Then it feels like the wicked step sisters show up about noon and wreck my world. All goes to hell and I wind…
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Midlife Moving and Grooving But My Brain Can’t Remember Which Moving Box The Margarita Pitcher Is In. S#!t.
Hey Friends! Most of you know that we recently downsized to an apartment (A very Luxury place!) and we are still unpacking. Problem is, can’t find s#!t. Boxes are labeled but I’m finding not everything is labeled correctly. We have 2 storage closets too. Packed to the ceiling. And to think, we were so proud…
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