Tag: humor
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Insulin Resistance, Dark Spots, and Heat Stroke. How’s Your Midlife Going?
What is happening to me? I thought Menopause was over. Did you know that once you hit “post menopause” you never leave it? Kinda like The Hotel California. And once again your body will turn against you in ways you don’t even understand. Is this God’s sense of humor? The other day I sneezed so…
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Redefining 60: What to Call Yourself After Midlife
I’ve been asked this a million times and I always say, Midlife is around 40 and we just stay there till we die. But now everyone wants a better answer. Fine. Let’s figure this out and let the others know. The interwebs say that midlife is between 40 and 60 years of age. After 60,…
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Did Anyone Have Aliens or UFOs on Their Bingo Cards?
These past few years have been pretty crazy, but did anyone actually have Aliens on their bingo card? Never in my lifetime did I think we would nonchalantly talk about alien beings like, yeah, we’ve got some in the shed out back. Just waiting for the government to say it’s ok to show ’em off!…
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Midlife Challenges for the Women in 2023
Midlife women trying to survive 2023? Good luck! Turns out, surviving 2023 is somewhat of a challenge for everyone, especially for those of us that are in “midlife”. Let’s face it, midlife women have a lot on their plates right now. We’re juggling careers, family, aging parents, and the constant pressure to look and feel…
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What Happens During A Little People Watching at Myrtle Beach Is Better Than a Ride on the Gambling Boat.
Let me tell Y’all about my trip to North Myrtle Beach this past week. I have more stories than a coon dog has fleas, but not all of them can be told just yet. But here are some things you all could learn from my latest vacation as I watched the people around me on…
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