Tag: Life
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Margaritas and Matchmaking: Dating Tips for the Over 40s
By a Married Woman Who’s Totally Not Jealous Ladies, let’s be real. Dating in your 40s is like trying to find a parking spot in a crowded mall on Black Friday. It’s a minefield of awkward silences, bad first dates, and the constant fear of accidentally dating your kid’s teacher. But fear not, my fellow…
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Check Out our Podcast & Vlog!
Yes, I’ll still post readable posts from time to time but I have been asked by many to do a Podcast and/or a Vlog so, I am doing both! Links to both are below. Enjoy and share! Link to YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/rttvxrnm Link to Spotify Podcast: http://tinyurl.com/4z7kfhw2
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Midlife Margarita’s Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for my spouse. His snores like a foghorn, a symphony loud, While I tossed and I turned in a hot-flashy cloud. The stockings were hung on the chimney with care, (Though I suspect he’d forgotten, the lazy old bear).…
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OK 2023, Let’s Do This. Time To Kick Butt and Claim a Victory. Be Like the Super Bowl of the World.
How many years now have we said, ok THIS year will be my year? Or THIS year will be normal. We might even say this year we will claim victory over the evil Satan! (Evil laughter). In fact, I think we are all holding our breath this time waiting to see if 2023 says, “hold…
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Rise Up Against the Soul Sucking Humorless Anti Humans as They Try to Steal Our Joy and Our Comedy Shows!
You know who I’m referring to right? The soul sucking robots who have no sense of humor at all and are the most boring people in the world. They are everywhere like they were unleashed from some sort of Labatory that drains the laughing genes from a person’s heart and head. It’s getting pretty scary…
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