Tag: midlifemargaritas
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College Drop-Off: The Most Expensive Way to Have Your Heart Ripped Out in a Parking Lot
There are certain milestones in motherhood that nobody adequately prepares you for. The first day of kindergarten. The first time they drive away alone. Graduation. And then there is college drop-off, where you spend approximately three months shopping, organizing, making lists, buying things you did not know humans needed, and pretending you are completely fine.…
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The Hottest Summer and Both Kids Have Moved Home. Kill Me.
Here in NC, it’s hotter than Satan’s kitchen! It’s probably hot where you are too but add 100% humidity and, well, we have moisture every freaking where. I have asthma so I can’t breathe and just walking to the mailbox, I feel like I’m gonna pass out. Right there in my driveway. Where all my…
