Tag: midlifemargaritas
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College Drop-Off: The Most Expensive Way to Have Your Heart Ripped Out in a Parking Lot

There are certain milestones in motherhood that nobody adequately prepares you for. And then there is college drop-off, where you spend approximately three months shopping, organizing, making lists, buying things you did not know humans needed, and pretending you are completely fine. Then you drive away from a dorm parking lot crying into a Starbucks…
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The Hottest Summer and Both Kids Have Moved Home. Kill Me.

Here in NC, it’s hotter than Satan’s kitchen! It’s probably hot where you are too but add 100% humidity and, well, we have moisture every freaking where. I have asthma so I can’t breathe and just walking to the mailbox, I feel like I’m gonna pass out. Right there in my driveway. Where all my…