I thought 2021 would start off rocky but move in an upwards motion. NOPE. I didn’t post last week because so much craziness hit me all at once and I had to process it. But I’m back so get ready for a ranting story time! In December, my grandmother turned 100. This was awesome and… Continue reading My First Rant Of The Year Because, Why Not. Also, Writing This After 3 Margaritas And A Shot Of Fireball.
Damn. Was 2020 not the longest year ever? That. Was. Excruciating. I don’t think anyone could say 2020 was their year without bursting out laughing or crying. 2020 was exactly like The Walking Dead and no one will even refute that. No one saw it coming and Therapists are the only billionaires now. Even with… Continue reading 2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And Kick Some Ass.
Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we will all go nuts. There’s not an opt-out button for us. But, have no fear! Let’s take a minute or two (for the slow readers)… Continue reading 19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps
Christmas is not cancelled. It’s just going to be a bit untraditional with a side of shitshow cornbread this year. I’m going to walk you through a stress free and Covid-19 safe awesome holiday for 2020. YOU are going to love it! Tell the family not to come over this year or that you won’t… Continue reading How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year Like 2020
You know what they call a pack of Karens? A Complaint or Terror. (According to some Reddit thread) I am so over the “Karens” of the world. And I’m not talking about women whose actual name is Karen. I imagine women who were given the name Karen by their families had no idea one day… Continue reading The Karens Have Taken Over The Internet And They Are Growing Like A Pack Of Wild Dogs
2020 has not been our friend. Thanksgiving was a bust and Christmas is not longer much better. SO we turned to Twitter to make us laugh and chuckle while drinking our Jingle Juice and scrolling our Twitter feed. So kick back, grab a cocktail and some sausage balls, and get your Christmas Chuckle on with… Continue reading 10 Of The Funniest Christmas Tweets That Would Even Make The Grinch Lol.
Well it was bound to happen. Both the hubster and myself have been hijacked by the Covid. We wear masks, wash our hands, don’t touch our faces and barely go anywhere. Yet that SOB virus found us anyway. Fortunately we have mild cases of it. And we have no idea where we got it from.… Continue reading A Very Merry Covid Holiday. Keep Your Spirits And Masks Up!
It’s 2020 and we aren’t even sure if we can gather for the holidays, much less give gifts. BUT, if you plan to still play Santa or ship out a gift or two or five, I have you covered with some real, meaningful, awesome gifts that will win you all kinds of love and adoration… Continue reading Best 5 Holiday Gifts To Give Her. Oprah and Santa’s Elves Agree.
I want to be one of those super creative people that makes their own holiday decorations. I am NOT one of those people. Unfortunately, Pinterest makes me feel incompetent. Isn’t it bad enough I fall down that creative rabbit hole for hours and feel super inspired, only to try and fail over and over again?… Continue reading Ok Pinterest, You Make Holiday Decorations Look So Easy But You Make Me Feel Like An Epic Fail!
Talk about run-on sentences. But hey, anything goes at Midlife Margaritas Inc.,. The short answer is IDK and IDK. (I don’t know for those of you not up on the hip language skills I have accrued over the years). At least I didn’t use the F word. Yet. It’s Covid and Flu season now so… Continue reading How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?