How to Successfully Lose Weight on the Popular Intermittent Fasting Plan Without Giving up Margaritas

Trying to get a grip on your health and wellness during this pandemic? Have you tried the wildly popular Intermittent Fasting Plan? I’ve been at it for months now with my husband and we have found it easy and we are losing weight! We have never stuck to any plan out this long. We have… Continue reading How to Successfully Lose Weight on the Popular Intermittent Fasting Plan Without Giving up Margaritas

No Politics, Race or Covid Today Bitches!

Everything I see, read or hear is all about the above title. Not today on Midlife Margaritas! We are about to change the world and talk about something else. Anything else. lol How about let’s discuss getting our shit together? I mean we are all wandering around our houses like clueless aliens not knowing what… Continue reading No Politics, Race or Covid Today Bitches!

I Got Nothing…

Today’s post is boring. I have been in a pandemic funk and I am struggling to get out of it. We had a great week at the beach, had our youngest tested for Covid (NEGATIVE)!, watched the protests and then watched the rioters show up and try to destroy as much of our downtown as… Continue reading I Got Nothing…

Father’s Day Dreams by DC Stanfa

I am a bit of a Woo Woo. Throughout my adult life I’ve read spiritual books, including what many people would consider “out there” supernatural material. I had been heavily researching the law of attraction when I came across a book E2 Nine Do-It-Yourself Experiments That Prove Your Thoughts Create Your Reality. It’s basically a… Continue reading Father’s Day Dreams by DC Stanfa

Taking a Breather.

I’m on vacation this week. Yes I plan to hit social media with lots of pictures and fun memes like I don’t have a care in the world. And listen up bitches, don’t @ me. Don’t tell me this isn’t the time to sit back and do nothing. Or there are major problems in our… Continue reading Taking a Breather.

The Death of George Floyd and America on Fire

I’m writing this on Saturday, May 30th 2020. I can’t think of anything else except George Floyd. I am once again haunted by the death of a black person killed with no justification. Killed by 4 cops. And now cities across the nation are burning.  I want to start by saying that I believe that… Continue reading The Death of George Floyd and America on Fire

Why I Despise College (Helicopter Parent) Groups on Social Media

I thought the days of Helicopter Parenting were over. Apparently they follow their kids right through college and beyond. Please people, DON’T be this parent. You are straight up hurting them. At first I thought it would be helpful to join a parent group, on social media, for my kids college. Comes in handy when… Continue reading Why I Despise College (Helicopter Parent) Groups on Social Media

Captain’s Log: Day 158 Million

If you just read the title in the voice of Captain Kirk (William Shatner), you are one of my people.  This Pandemic Quarantine feels like effin 4 ever. I feel like everyday is the same. I’m out of wine coolers and I have finished all of Netflix, Hulu and Disney+ (I don’t even have kids at… Continue reading Captain’s Log: Day 158 Million

2020 Graduation Commencement Speech as Given by Me.

Well this year was a real shitshow for most of you. And now you will either have a “drive-through” graduation, virtual graduation or no celebration. I also hear that a few celebrities’ will be giving their “2 cents worth”. Folks like John Legend, Jimmy Fallon, Hillary Clinton and even Pitbull. I’m sure they will inspire… Continue reading 2020 Graduation Commencement Speech as Given by Me.

Give Yourself Permission to Bitch About This Pandemic.

Anyone else over it? Done with this Pandemic? Done with the people you are trapped at home with? I don’t mean to sound uncaring of the realities of life lost, jobs and income lost, or anything like that. But let’s be real for a moment. Let’s get it all out there. Let’s bitch about the… Continue reading Give Yourself Permission to Bitch About This Pandemic.