Author: midlifemargaritas
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If Midlife Margaritas Was Giving a College 2025 Commencement Speech, This Would Be It
Well, well, well, look at all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed graduates of 2025! Give yourselves a round of applause – you made it! And let me tell you, that’s no small feat. Especially with all the doom and gloom you’ve been hearing from every other commencement speaker out there. Seriously, I’m starting to think they’re all…
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Do You Think Your Midlife Crisis Has Gone on Way Too Long and You Might Need Therapy? Asking for a Friend!
I think I need therapy. What I mean is I know I need therapy. Hell, more than half of my friend base has a therapist. And I’m not talking about physical therapy either; I’m talking about head therapy. Fun fact: I originally went to college to become a therapist, but somewhere I took a side…
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Another Rant From Midlife Margaritas. The World Is on Fire Again and I’m 3 Margs Deep In This Blog Post.
Alright, deep breaths, everyone. Missy’s back, back again, my rant is frozen with a lime on the side because, frankly, we all need it. 2025, you’re… a lot. A whole lot. I’ve been MIA lately because the sheer volume of… gestures vaguely at everything… life has required a significant amount of processing. Let’s cut to…
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Rebuilding Your Social Life After the Birdies Flew the Coop (and Left a Mess).
Alright, Empty Nesters! Let’s ditch the tissues and grab the tequila (or sparkling water, you do you). We’re diving into the thrilling, slightly terrifying, world of making friends post-kid-launch. Welcome to the Midlife Margaritas guide to “Rebuilding Your Social Life After the Birdies Flew the Coop (and Left a ton of empty water bottles under…
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Is Social Media Having a Midlife Crisis?
Is Social Media Having a Midlife Crisis? Grab Your Margarita, Let’s Talk About It! Ladies, grab your salted rims and settle in because social media is officially losing it. Yes, you heard me—our beloved (and infuriating) platforms are in the throes of a full-on midlife crisis. Facebook’s giving up on censorship and throwing its hands…
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