I wrote this piece back in 2019 when the world started to catch on fire. Today (3-26-2023) It’s still burning. So, I thought I re-share this post and add a few updates. Why haven’t we emerged from this fire like the phoenix we are? I try to find humor every day. This morning while I… Continue reading Where Has the Funny Gone? (2019) Update: 2023-Still Can’t Find the Funny!
Category: America
Stop Being So Divisive over the first Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims and Wampanoags. Can We Just Be Freaking Thankful for Once?
I realize that we live in a society where everyone wants to be divisive over everything. But Bruh, I’m over it. Everyone seems to miss the point of Thanksgiving and move directly to what asses the pilgrims were to come to the new world to kill all the native Americans and then claim their country… Continue reading Stop Being So Divisive over the first Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims and Wampanoags. Can We Just Be Freaking Thankful for Once?
How To Vote in the Midterm Elections Like a Bad Ass Who Knows What They’re Doing. Because A Lot of You Have No Flipping Idea, and it Shows.
I know you haven’t heard from me in a while but that’s a story for another day. Recently I overheard a group of women talking about our upcoming midterm elections here in the US. I was completely shocked at what I was hearing and nearly spilled my margarita all over my new Tommy Bahama shirt!… Continue reading How To Vote in the Midterm Elections Like a Bad Ass Who Knows What They’re Doing. Because A Lot of You Have No Flipping Idea, and it Shows.
America is not Dead, It Just Needs a Little Love and Rebranding This 4th of July, and We Know Just What to Do.
Happy Birthday America! Let’s get this party started! Sure, the USA has had its share of disasters and catastrophes, but we are still here, still breathing and about to set off enough fireworks to light up the earth so all of Heaven can see it. So, pet owners, get those thunder shirts ready and put… Continue reading America is not Dead, It Just Needs a Little Love and Rebranding This 4th of July, and We Know Just What to Do.
I Think We Could All Use a Chuckle or Two Right Now While This World Has PTSD and It Feels Like We are Living in a Season of ‘Stranger Things’. Twitter Never Disappoints!
It was a shitty week last week ending with a horrific school shooting. Heck, the past few 2 1/2 years have sucked outrageously. So, I thought I search out the funniest tweets for all of us to just take a minute to read and laugh, giggle or snort for a brief mental health break. If… Continue reading I Think We Could All Use a Chuckle or Two Right Now While This World Has PTSD and It Feels Like We are Living in a Season of ‘Stranger Things’. Twitter Never Disappoints!
If We Can’t Get Through 2022, It Could Possibly Increase The Likelihood For More Action Movies With Bruce Willis And Samuel L. Jackson
I’m trying to get a leg up on what might happen in 2022. Absolutely no telling though. Didn’t see 2020 & 21 coming the way it did. But the third year of the apocalypse is a charm, am I right? So made a little list of what to quit, burn or blow up for 2022… Continue reading If We Can’t Get Through 2022, It Could Possibly Increase The Likelihood For More Action Movies With Bruce Willis And Samuel L. Jackson
July 4th Is Being Celebrated Here Once Again In The USA, But Not Without Controversy And Here’s Why That’s Ok
Trigger Warnings abound for this one folks. Read at your own risk and try not to lose your minds in the comments and DM’s please! Today is July 4th and that means Independence Day/Birthday for America (USA). But I bet you already knew that. This year the flag and the holiday comes with Controversy and… Continue reading July 4th Is Being Celebrated Here Once Again In The USA, But Not Without Controversy And Here’s Why That’s Ok
Face Masks, Gas Shortages, Locusts Swarms From Underground and Other Fun Stuff That Makes For a Frightful Sci-Fi Movie
Sound like a great movie description on Netflix? Well it’s real life this week here in North Cackalacky (North Carolina). If you’re from somewhere other than here, I know you have seen us on the news. We are the ones showing up in video and pictures with people fighting in gas lines and spitting on… Continue reading Face Masks, Gas Shortages, Locusts Swarms From Underground and Other Fun Stuff That Makes For a Frightful Sci-Fi Movie
How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?
Talk about run-on sentences. But hey, anything goes at Midlife Margaritas Inc.,. The short answer is IDK and IDK. (I don’t know for those of you not up on the hip language skills I have accrued over the years). At least I didn’t use the F word. Yet. It’s Covid and Flu season now so… Continue reading How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?
Election 2020. Will It Be The End Of Humankind Or Will It Be What We Need To Find Our New Normal?
We are just a few days away from Election Day 2020. Is this the end of the world? A new fresh start? Armageddon? I think we are all very anxious and excited in a way to find out. The one thing I hope more than anything, is that we can all be calm and move… Continue reading Election 2020. Will It Be The End Of Humankind Or Will It Be What We Need To Find Our New Normal?
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