Happy Birthday America! Let’s get this party started! Sure, the USA has had its share of disasters and catastrophes, but we are still here, still breathing and about to set off enough fireworks to light up the earth so all of Heaven can see it. So, pet owners, get those thunder shirts ready and put… Continue reading America is not Dead, It Just Needs a Little Love and Rebranding This 4th of July, and We Know Just What to Do.
Trigger Warnings abound for this one folks. Read at your own risk and try not to lose your minds in the comments and DM’s please! Today is July 4th and that means Independence Day/Birthday for America (USA). But I bet you already knew that. This year the flag and the holiday comes with Controversy and… Continue reading July 4th Is Being Celebrated Here Once Again In The USA, But Not Without Controversy And Here’s Why That’s Ok
Sound like a great movie description on Netflix? Well it’s real life this week here in North Cackalacky (North Carolina). If you’re from somewhere other than here, I know you have seen us on the news. We are the ones showing up in video and pictures with people fighting in gas lines and spitting on… Continue reading Face Masks, Gas Shortages, Locusts Swarms From Underground and Other Fun Stuff That Makes For a Frightful Sci-Fi Movie
Quarantine started out with, “Ok, we can do this. Hunker down and watch Netflix, work from home and try not to use too much toilet paper”. Then went to, “OMG, can we just drive around and look at things? I have to get out of this house and if I have to do one more… Continue reading Prostitution Classes and Other Bizarre Rabbit Holes We’ve Discovered On Google While In Quarantine
Trigger Warning: THIS is not a real political post. THIS is humor and satire. Not meant to offend or upset anyone. Just a “Giggle Getter”. With the upcoming elections in 2020, we should all be prepared for a real shitshow no matter what. From now till the election day (and beyond) we are going to… Continue reading Why a Midlife Crisis Mom Should Be The Next President of America.
Last week I talked about Hollywood politics and I knew I was going to piss some people off but I only lost 2 followers. I would say that’s pretty damn good. I was expecting a whole lot more. But today I may lose even more. Cause I’m about to go all crazy again and today… Continue reading I’m About to Make Some People Mad. Again.
Hello Margarita Girls/Guys! To say the least, this week sucked like the mother of all sucky suckiness in the USA. If you live here and are not affected, you are dead inside. I mean, have we all lost our dignity and self-respect? It’s like we’re animals fighting for the last key to the zoo cage.… Continue reading America, Get Your Shit Together.