Tag: margaritas
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Midlife Margaritas: Host’s Guide to Keeping Your Drunk Relatives out of The Mistletoe!
POV: You’re attending or hosting the annual dysfunctional family holiday gathering. You need some help on how to survive without murdering drunk uncle Dave. Well, I got you. Read on… If your family is a nice normal traditional family with no one in rehab or jail, this post is not for you. But feel free…
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Panic! At the Disco… Or Just a Ticking Time Bomb? The Midlife Woman’s Guide to Figuring Out if You’re Having a Heart Attack, a Stroke, or Just a Really Bad Tuesday. (Hint: Always Call 911.)
Alright, pull up a barstool, Midlife Margarita Crew! I got a frozen one with a lime on the side, and we’re about to talk about some seriously un-funny stuff with our usual dark humor because, honestly, what else are we going to do? We all know the drill. You’re sailing along, managing a career, a…
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If Midlife Margaritas Was Giving a College 2025 Commencement Speech, This Would Be It
Well, well, well, look at all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed graduates of 2025! Give yourselves a round of applause – you made it! And let me tell you, that’s no small feat. Especially with all the doom and gloom you’ve been hearing from every other commencement speaker out there. Seriously, I’m starting to think they’re all…
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Do You Think Your Midlife Crisis Has Gone on Way Too Long and You Might Need Therapy? Asking for a Friend!
I think I need therapy. What I mean is I know I need therapy. Hell, more than half of my friend base has a therapist. And I’m not talking about physical therapy either; I’m talking about head therapy. Fun fact: I originally went to college to become a therapist, but somewhere I took a side…
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Is Social Media Having a Midlife Crisis?
Is Social Media Having a Midlife Crisis? Grab Your Margarita, Let’s Talk About It! Ladies, grab your salted rims and settle in because social media is officially losing it. Yes, you heard me—our beloved (and infuriating) platforms are in the throes of a full-on midlife crisis. Facebook’s giving up on censorship and throwing its hands…
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