Midlife Margaritas Top 10 Funny Parenting Tweets for May 2018

Once in awhile I need a good laugh. There are so many great twitter accounts out there, I decided to highlight my favs this week! You’re welcome. So follow them (and me) to get a daily dose of laughter in your life. I’ll highlight more next month. Cheers Y’all!

Best Ideas for End of Year Teacher Gifts. May or May Not be Appropriate.

It’s almost time! The end of the year for traditional schools. I have to say that because now days we have all kinds of schools and no one knows how to keep up with all of them. Remember when you saw a kid out during the school day and you KNEW that kid was skipping… Continue reading Best Ideas for End of Year Teacher Gifts. May or May Not be Appropriate.

Pollen Season is Interfering with My Margarita Season.

This is a really tough week for me. It’s my Spring Break and it’s also the beginning of pollen season here in Raleigh, NC. I’m basically trapped inside with two dogs (one is a puppy being potty trained) and lots of laundry. I go outside for 5 minutes and come back in with itchy eyes… Continue reading Pollen Season is Interfering with My Margarita Season.

I Got A Lot on My Mind This Week and an Apology to All the Doomsday Preppers.

I can’t believe it’s almost Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas, then 2018! Where does the time go? It’s 83 degrees right now as I type this. This morning I woke up to 49 degrees. However, I still wore short sleeves and no jacket to work because, Menopause.  It may have been 49 degrees but it… Continue reading I Got A Lot on My Mind This Week and an Apology to All the Doomsday Preppers.

Margaritaville Retirement Plans. It’s Not to Soon to Plan!

When you hit midlife, you tend to start thinking of your mortality. How much longer do I have to live? Where will I finish out my golden years? I have found the answer friends! Margaritaville! Yes, Virginia, there is such a place. But let’s start with our wish list. Here’s what are our needs are… Continue reading Margaritaville Retirement Plans. It’s Not to Soon to Plan!

Reinventing Yourself In Midlife: Drink More Margaritas!

There comes a time in most everyone’s life where you wonder, “what the hell do I do now?”. The kids are growing up and don’t need me as much, I hate my job, I’m bored with everything, Is God ignoring me?, I want to redecorate my house or move, who am I?, why can’t anyone… Continue reading Reinventing Yourself In Midlife: Drink More Margaritas!

Margaritas, Sharks and Crappy WiFi. This is Vacation Week!

This is going to be a shorter post today. My beach condo has spotty wifi and too many margaritas from the tiki bar results in terrible writing mistakes.  But I know you all wait for my blog updates with baited beer breath each week. So here goes.  Thing 1 had to head back home for… Continue reading Margaritas, Sharks and Crappy WiFi. This is Vacation Week!