Tag: Thanksgiving Fails

• An Easy-to-Read Guide to Surviving the Holidays with Your Entire Dysfunctional Family Without a Murder Conviction

  

  So, you’re attending or hosting the annual dysfunctional family holiday gathering. Need some help on how to survive without murdering drunk uncle Dave? Here’s an easy-to-read guide to get you through it without having to slip on any handcuffs. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Wink Wink. If your family is a nice normal traditional…

  midlifemargaritas

  November 7, 2022

  Fall, thanksgiving

  dysfunctional, Family, family dinner, holidays, humor, thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Fails, Turkey

• How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?

  

  Talk about run-on sentences. But hey, anything goes at Midlife Margaritas Inc.,. The short answer is IDK and IDK. (I don’t know for those of you not up on the hip language skills I have accrued over the years). At least I didn’t use the F word. Yet. It’s Covid and Flu season now so…

  midlifemargaritas

  November 9, 2020

  America, holidays

  covid, Election 2020, funny, Holidays2020, humor, President, Thanksgiving Fails, Trey Kennedy

• Thanksgiving Fails and Perfect Family Holidays

  

  This week is Thanksgiving week in case you’ve not been reminded on Facebook by all your friends. Thanksgiving day we will see lots of plates of food on Instagram and families all smiling and happy. Let’s get real Y’all. All of that is mostly fake. Most of the food pictures look gross and/or the same…

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  November 20, 2017

  holidays, Life

  Family, friends, funny, Holiday fails, home, humor, memes, people, Thanks, thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Fails, Turkey, videos