So, you’re attending or hosting the annual dysfunctional family holiday gathering. Need some help on how to survive without murdering drunk uncle Dave? Here’s an easy-to-read guide to get you through it without having to slip on any handcuffs. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Wink Wink. If your family is a nice normal traditional… Continue reading An Easy-to-Read Guide to Surviving the Holidays with Your Entire Dysfunctional Family Without a Murder Conviction
Category: Fall
Do You Have a Spooky, Scary Story to Tell? Let Me Share Your Personal Tale! Plus, Halloween Frights and Sights that Would Scare even the Creepiest Devil Dog
This post is jammed packed with Halloween and Fall. I know it’s just the end of August, but I think we could all use a change in weather, attitude, clothes, coffee and the demons we summon up. (That was a joke). So, first things first. I am looking for up to 8 people to send… Continue reading Do You Have a Spooky, Scary Story to Tell? Let Me Share Your Personal Tale! Plus, Halloween Frights and Sights that Would Scare even the Creepiest Devil Dog
How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe!
How’s that for a terrifying title? Thank goodness there isn’t a Pumpkin Spice shortage yet am I right? If that fall vibe hasn’t hit you yet, it will. But 2020 hasn’t been a friend to anyone so why should the fall be different? At least it will pair well with Halloween on ALL levels. I… Continue reading How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe!
It’s Fall Y’all and Time to Decorate the House with Lots of Pumpkins and Other Spooky Stuff.
It’s Fall Y’all! Or as I call it, “time to pull out the orange crap and pretend to care about the holidays time.” I used to love Halloween. I would decorate everywhere with lots of black and orange and pumpkins and cobwebs, you know, create Halloween vomit everywhere. Then it hit me one year. NO… Continue reading It’s Fall Y’all and Time to Decorate the House with Lots of Pumpkins and Other Spooky Stuff.
October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.
It’s Wednesday. In October. Yes I know there are more than one Wednesday in a month but this is the first Wednesday. So bite me. Anyhoo, I checked my calendar (yes I still use the planner calendar method *with fancy stickers) and my calendar says to ‘Make Today Great!’ So now what? I mean I use these… Continue reading October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.
It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!
Crap. It’s fall already? But it’s still in the 90s here! I can’t enjoy a pumpkin spice latte until the temp is below 70. I’m not even done with my Wal-Mart bucket-o-margarita mix. But I am looking forward to whipping up some hot apple cider with a splash of rum. If you’re not sitting on… Continue reading It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!
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