What You Need To Know About Easter Bunnies and Other Spring Things That Keep You Up At Night With So Many Questions. BONUS: Mother’s Day Ideas

What in the Sam Hill does a giant ugly bunny and colored eggs have to do with Easter and the Miracles of that day? I have never understood how the bunny and hiding eggs has anything to do with Easter. And the extra expense to get your kids an “Easter Basket” with little cheap toys… Continue reading What You Need To Know About Easter Bunnies and Other Spring Things That Keep You Up At Night With So Many Questions. BONUS: Mother’s Day Ideas

People With No Sense Of Humor, Are You Trying To Be A Difficult Ass? Or Are You Just A Soul Sucking Demon From Hell?

You know these people right? The soulless, humorless, most boring people in the world. They surround us like a pandemic with no vaccine in sight. It’s getting pretty scary out there, not knowing when they will rise up and end all the memes and funny people will be out o’ bizness! As you may know,… Continue reading People With No Sense Of Humor, Are You Trying To Be A Difficult Ass? Or Are You Just A Soul Sucking Demon From Hell?

Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

So leave it to Bernie Sanders to save the year of 2021 with memes we can all laugh at. Even Bernie! Apparently he loved the memes and who will ever forget those mittens! They were handmade just for the Bernmeister. I didn’t create these genius memes but they are all over the internet. So Thanks… Continue reading Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.

Drama on My Facebook Page. Haters and Grammar Police.

Sweet. Baby. Jesus. There’s drama on Midlife Margaritas FB page again. This time it’s over a little meme I shared from Snarky Breeders. So I’m throwing her under the bus too. lol Here’s the meme in question: Just to be clear. I love ALL lifeguards. But THIS was just someone’s little sarcastic meme that made… Continue reading Drama on My Facebook Page. Haters and Grammar Police.

10 Funny Halloween Tweets for 2018

It’s October and was close to 90 degrees where I am. So it’s no wonder I am not in the Fall/Halloween spirit yet. But it is almost time so if you are like me and are trying hard to get in the “spirit” of things….Check out the tweets I found this week! This might be… Continue reading 10 Funny Halloween Tweets for 2018

Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny Social Media Accounts for 2018

Hello Lovely Peeps! I decided to honor a few funny people I follow on Social Media. With all the negativity on Social these days, I thought I would list my top 8 picks for 2018. They are all funny, real and awesome. If I’m having a bad day or someone pisses me off, these accounts… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny Social Media Accounts for 2018

Thanksgiving Fails and Perfect Family Holidays

This week is Thanksgiving week in case you’ve not been reminded on Facebook by all your friends. Thanksgiving day we will see lots of plates of food on Instagram and families all smiling and happy. Let’s get real Y’all. All of that is mostly fake. Most of the food pictures look gross and/or the same… Continue reading Thanksgiving Fails and Perfect Family Holidays

Viral Words In 2016 That Need To Go Before I Die.

There are some words and phrases that are like nails on a chalkboard for me. For those of you not in the age range of midlife-to almost dead, it’s what we used to write on before smart boards. You can google it for kicks. But back to my rant. Lately I have been on edge… Continue reading Viral Words In 2016 That Need To Go Before I Die.

Hey! I Got Something to Tell You!

Hey You!  I just want to say a Big Ass Thanks! I want you to know that I never take any of you for granted. I appreciate everyone’s support on my crazy ideas and ventures and my little blog. I appreciate all the love, follows, reposts and all the encouraging comments. I also appreciate all… Continue reading Hey! I Got Something to Tell You!

Open Letter to the Dentist and My Dad

Dear Dentist, You lied. All those years you’ve asked me if I flossed while having both your hands and dental tools shoved in my mouth. When I answered yes, you accused me of not being truthful, turns out you weren’t truthful. I’m so disappointed.  While reading the news this week, I read that researchers have determined… Continue reading Open Letter to the Dentist and My Dad