Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I put on Christmas music when decorating the tree, not to be festive, but to drown out the sounds of my kids fighting over ornaments and me swearing about the lights. Mass Dude @DudeMass “All I want for Christmas is you” – Middle-aged Mariah Carey to a tube of Ben-Gay… Continue reading Top 10 Hilarious Tweets about Christmas That are Guaranteed to Make Giggle like Kris Kringle
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Due to The World Still Spinning Out of Control and Burning up in The Atmosphere, there is no Post Today, But Enjoy These Funny Tweets to Get You Through.
As I try to write a well thought out post with lots of humor and educational value, I realize I have nothing, nada, zip. So, While I sit back and sip on my large Marg-arita and copy/paste funny tweets from my friends, I’ll be thinking about everyone in the coming week. Waiting for something good… Continue reading Due to The World Still Spinning Out of Control and Burning up in The Atmosphere, there is no Post Today, But Enjoy These Funny Tweets to Get You Through.
Another Round of Hilarious Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Mind During Work, Staying Home With The Kids Or Anytime You Want To Tune Out The World.
We just moved into our new home and since I am trying to unpack my life in a new place, I decided to keep me from posting another rant, I’d find stuff that will make us all giggle a little and maybe have just a little bit better of a day. (That was a monster… Continue reading Another Round of Hilarious Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Mind During Work, Staying Home With The Kids Or Anytime You Want To Tune Out The World.
This Weeks Funny Tweets And Checking In On The Universe To See If We Are All Still Headed To Hell In A Handbasket
This week nothing seems funny. But dammit, I am determined to find a giggle or two! Check out the winners from Twitter I chose to share with you: @cellapaz my fitness goal is for people to stop adding “for your age” after “you look great” @perlhack If the waitress at IHOP doesn’t call you ‘hon’… Continue reading This Weeks Funny Tweets And Checking In On The Universe To See If We Are All Still Headed To Hell In A Handbasket
10 Of The Funniest Tweets To Make Your Mental Health Better For The Next Few Hours. And Make You A Better Person.
Today is a great day to share some of the funniest tweets from Twitter. My entire twitter feed is nothing but funny people. It keeps me mentally happy! We should all have somewhere to go when things look bleak or blah. Where do you go or what do you do? Twitter is like “self-care” for… Continue reading 10 Of The Funniest Tweets To Make Your Mental Health Better For The Next Few Hours. And Make You A Better Person.
19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps
Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we will all go nuts. There’s not an opt-out button for us. But, have no fear! Let’s take a minute or two (for the slow readers)… Continue reading 19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps
Hello September! Will You Be Awesome or Nah?
Tomorrow is September 1st, 2020. My birthday is on the 2nd. Will September be better than March through August? Let’s hope so. I know a lot of people who can’t handle much more before they start to laugh hysterically at everything while drooling. I wake up each morning thinking, “is today gonna suck or will… Continue reading Hello September! Will You Be Awesome or Nah?
A Few Tweets To Make You Laugh Today. Because The World Sucks.
If you’ve read the news today or watched it, heard the talk at the water cooler (who even has those anymore?) or read the Breaking News on your phones, you know this day sucks as much as all the days lately. So I hope these tweets I found will give you a little giggle at… Continue reading A Few Tweets To Make You Laugh Today. Because The World Sucks.
10 Funny Thanksgiving Tweets
Are you ready for Thanksgiving? What are you thankful for? Do you have one of those turkeys that they are recalling for salmonella? Do you have enough booze to keep your drunk uncle from being able to talk politics at the table? Have no fear! Hear are the 10 funniest Thanksgiving Tweets I could find… Continue reading 10 Funny Thanksgiving Tweets
More Halloween Tweets for 2018
Ok. I love Halloween and I have spent an awful amount of time on Twitter lately. I am obsessed with Halloween tweets. Obvi. So I wanted to share more! I did a top Halloween tweets a few posts ago too. But I had to add to it! And I am also lazy and haven’t been… Continue reading More Halloween Tweets for 2018
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