As I try to write a well thought out post with lots of humor and educational value, I realize I have nothing, nada, zip. So, While I sit back and sip on my large Marg-arita and copy/paste funny tweets from my friends, I’ll be thinking about everyone in the coming week. Waiting for something good… Continue reading Due to The World Still Spinning Out of Control and Burning up in The Atmosphere, there is no Post Today, But Enjoy These Funny Tweets to Get You Through.
If you’ve been on TikTok since the beginning of Covid like the rest of the world looking for an escape from reality, then you may have heard of Bunny the Talking Dog, aka @whataboutbunny He’s this really cool dog that can talk with his humans via sound buttons. His mom, Christina Hunger, a speech language… Continue reading Teaching the Dog to Talk. Because Life isn’t Hard Enough for us Right Now.
A few of you have asked why I haven’t graced you with more of my awesome blog posts lately. Short answer is Life got in the way! I have to say I was surprised to hear you want more of my mundane dribble! I think we have been so caught up with the past few… Continue reading Disturbing Shopping Story That is Now Part of the New Normal in Suburbia. With a Little Chuckle.
Just when I was falling into a very deep, relaxing sleep, I heard that sound. That horrible retching from the toes sound. Like toddlers used to have with stomach viruses and you faintly hear the retch and usually made it down the hall and busted into the little one’s bedroom just in time to shove… Continue reading Remember When Your Babies Kept You Up Late at Night with High Fevers and The Throw-Up’s? If You Have Pets, That’s Not Over.
Well this post is going to get me canceled for sure. I’m breaking the rules and calling out my sister “Big Girls” to stop trying to look like a 20 something fashion blogger and start looking more like a classy cougar! I know the rule lately have been to not body shame, slut shame or… Continue reading Clothing That Plus Size Women Over 50 Need To Avoid And Still Look Like A Class Act Cougar
Hey YOU! I know it’s been a hot minute since I posted a really witty or inspiring post but I have my reasons. There are rumors out there that I had too many White Russians and had to detox on my private island in the sun for a month. That is so not true. Please… Continue reading I’ve Been On a Short Blog Break But I’m Back And Ready To Kick Ass, So Don’t Believe The Rumors About Rehab.
Questions I’m Frequently Asked: *Do you think you may have a drinking problem? A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed. *What is your favorite Margarita? A: Frozen, any flavor. Love the kind that’s already made and looks like an adult Capri Sun. *If music played every time you entered… Continue reading Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share
We just moved into our new home and since I am trying to unpack my life in a new place, I decided to keep me from posting another rant, I’d find stuff that will make us all giggle a little and maybe have just a little bit better of a day. (That was a monster… Continue reading Another Round of Hilarious Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Mind During Work, Staying Home With The Kids Or Anytime You Want To Tune Out The World.
I’m not the best parent. I don’t even pretend to be. I guess you could say I’m a realist. But my kids are grown, left the nest and they do still visit on occasion. And while I admit to not being the best mom in suburbia, my kids are healthy and for the most part,… Continue reading I’m Not The Best Mom But Please Don’t Tell The Dog.
What in the Sam Hill does a giant ugly bunny and colored eggs have to do with Easter and the Miracles of that day? I have never understood how the bunny and hiding eggs has anything to do with Easter. And the extra expense to get your kids an “Easter Basket” with little cheap toys… Continue reading What You Need To Know About Easter Bunnies and Other Spring Things That Keep You Up At Night With So Many Questions. BONUS: Mother’s Day Ideas