I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.

Less than two weeks from Christmas. I feel like I should be happy and joyous and singing Jingle Bells off-key like every year. But, alas, I am a tired mother f#(ker. As I type this my coffee is almost gone and now I am just a wide-awake sleepy momma. I had the dog on my… Continue reading I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.

10 Funny Halloween Tweets for 2018

It’s October and was close to 90 degrees where I am. So it’s no wonder I am not in the Fall/Halloween spirit yet. But it is almost time so if you are like me and are trying hard to get in the “spirit” of things….Check out the tweets I found this week! This might be… Continue reading 10 Funny Halloween Tweets for 2018

Emails, Extortion & Sex Tapes (Oh My!)

  Do you ever read your spam emails? Sometimes I do just to see if I am missing any important emails. Usually I have the typical Penis Enlargement or Hot Asian Girls in my area or my favorite from a Nigerian Princess wants to send me her inheritance. These are so old and tired. When… Continue reading Emails, Extortion & Sex Tapes (Oh My!)

What Your Dog Wishes He/She Could Tell You…

This week’s post is a letter from a dog to his mom. My good friend Ryn, who has two dogs, two kids and a hubby, is so funny. After reading her post on Facebook the other day, I knew I had to share. Ryn is keeping her mom’s dog, Tank. Ryn’s mom is named Kitty… Continue reading What Your Dog Wishes He/She Could Tell You…

Best Ideas for End of Year Teacher Gifts. May or May Not be Appropriate.

It’s almost time! The end of the year for traditional schools. I have to say that because now days we have all kinds of schools and no one knows how to keep up with all of them. Remember when you saw a kid out during the school day and you KNEW that kid was skipping… Continue reading Best Ideas for End of Year Teacher Gifts. May or May Not be Appropriate.

Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny Social Media Accounts for 2018

Hello Lovely Peeps! I decided to honor a few funny people I follow on Social Media. With all the negativity on Social these days, I thought I would list my top 8 picks for 2018. They are all funny, real and awesome. If I’m having a bad day or someone pisses me off, these accounts… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny Social Media Accounts for 2018