Can you tell I’m a little ticked Mr. Algorithm? You change constantly and I feel like you are doing it on purpose. Don’t you get it? We (people all over the world) are sick and tired of your shenanigan’s. It’s like you were born to mess up writers, bloggers and creatives on purpose. Are you… Continue reading Open Letter to the Downright Hateful Ass Algorithms on Social Media All Over The World
Everything I see, read or hear is all about the above title. Not today on Midlife Margaritas! We are about to change the world and talk about something else. Anything else. lol How about let’s discuss getting our shit together? I mean we are all wandering around our houses like clueless aliens not knowing what… Continue reading No Politics, Race or Covid Today Bitches!
Trigger Warning: This is satire. I do have a soul and compassion and empathy. But I will fight you if you start hate in the comments. Since I can’t get away from this topic no matter where I go, I thought I’d start a conversation on the beer Coronavirus. (Corona Beer is so mad right… Continue reading I Guess It’s Time to Talk About the Coronavirus (Covid-19) or Beer Virus..
As a blogger, I often want to write about current situations. Especially when someone pisses me off. I have written posts that would humble a drunken sailor, but then I start to feel bad and delete it. I know if I just had the balls (golden ovaries) to actually post one of these rage posts… Continue reading Rage Writing So You Don’t Slap Anyone And Go To Prison.
Just before I sat down to blog today, I had to grab a cup of coffee. Usually we have half n half on hand but not today! I was (as any coffee addict would) about to have a panic attack. Then I spied a half gallon of fat free milk. Winner Winner! Until I noticed… Continue reading Midlife and Expiration Dates
I took some time this weekend to get away with Chris, aka Big Daddy. Thing 2 had a lacrosse game in SC but it got canceled. Didn’t want to lose our money on the reservations so we used the time as a mini vacation. (Highly recommend mini vacas) We spent the time shopping, eating some… Continue reading People Watching in South Carolina
I spent the morning concocting homemade salsa for my famous fish tacos. After chopping up tomatoes, peppers and a portion of my left thumb, all that stood between me and an Iron Chef award was cheese. Sighing, I threw on my lawn-mowing shoes from the garage steps and resigned myself to that special hell known… Continue reading Just Running to the Store – Guest Post by Sherry Stanfa-Stanley
I’m a bit lazy this week and spent too much time on Twitter. So I’m posting the funniest 9 tweets I found that remind me of holidays and family. All just short of being a Hallmark/National Lampoon movie. Also, I created a kick-ass Christmas Gift Guide with a link to it at the bottom of… Continue reading Funniest Tweets That Remind Me Of The Holidays
I just spent 4 whole days without internet, TV and Netflix! Yes I paid the bills. Ends up one cable company cut my cable companies wires and knocked out a few neighborhoods over the weekend. I mean it’s 2019 and this shouldn’t happen. So I had 4 days to learn a lot about myself and… Continue reading 6 Things I Learned About Myself When I Was Without Internet and TV.
Less than two weeks from Christmas. I feel like I should be happy and joyous and singing Jingle Bells off-key like every year. But, alas, I am a tired mother f#(ker. As I type this my coffee is almost gone and now I am just a wide-awake sleepy momma. I had the dog on my… Continue reading I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.