Best Ideas for End of Year Teacher Gifts. May or May Not be Appropriate.

It’s almost time! The end of the year for traditional schools. I have to say that because now days we have all kinds of schools and no one knows how to keep up with all of them. Remember when you saw a kid out during the school day and you KNEW that kid was skipping… Continue reading Best Ideas for End of Year Teacher Gifts. May or May Not be Appropriate.

Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny Social Media Accounts for 2018

Hello Lovely Peeps! I decided to honor a few funny people I follow on Social Media. With all the negativity on Social these days, I thought I would list my top 8 picks for 2018. They are all funny, real and awesome. If I’m having a bad day or someone pisses me off, these accounts… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny Social Media Accounts for 2018

If Everyone Would Stop Overthinking and Just Laugh a Little. And I Need New Friends.

As I was going through all the gazillions of blogs I read each week, I noticed a trend. Nobody is funny anymore. Everyone is so serious. And I am really bored with everyone. I need new blogs to read that are entertaining, funny, stories that make you say, “you can’t make this shit up!” I… Continue reading If Everyone Would Stop Overthinking and Just Laugh a Little. And I Need New Friends.

Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.

One of my posts is getting 100’s of hits a day and it’s hysterical! I wrote a pieceĀ aboutĀ  how pineapples aren’t just a symbol of hospitality. They are rumored to be the symbol of SWINGERS too! lol Yep, you know, couples who swap partners? Uh huh. Speechless? Me too! lol In case you haven’t read… Continue reading Now I have a “Swinger” Following. All Because of my Pineapple Obsession.

Spring Cleaning, Yard Sales & Evil Spirits

It’s spring and I’d like to say it’s my annual spring purging season but honestly it’s more like my bi-annual clean out. Ok let’s just say it’s been a really long time since I’ve purged the crap, aka evil clutter from my house. Plus we need some fast cash for vacation and now we have… Continue reading Spring Cleaning, Yard Sales & Evil Spirits

Ahh. Early Spring In the Carolinas And My Street Smells Like Dead Bodies.

I hate winter. I know it’s necessary and all that but I have a serious allergy to being cold. The older I get the more I’m considering moving further south. Like Florida. The very tip of Florida closest to the sun. But I also want to have working AC and a pool or beach close… Continue reading Ahh. Early Spring In the Carolinas And My Street Smells Like Dead Bodies.

Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

A few days ago I posted a picture of this really cool pineapple lamp on Instagram: Isn’t it totally adorbs? Looks great in my little corner. Well later that night an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the kitty so I called her… Continue reading Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?