Category: funny
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Remember When Your Babies Kept You Up Late at Night with High Fevers and The Throw-Up’s? If You Have Pets, That’s Not Over.
Just when I was falling into a very deep, relaxing sleep, I heard that sound. That horrible retching from the toes sound. Like toddlers used to have with stomach viruses and you faintly hear the retch and usually made it down the hall and busted into the little one’s bedroom just in time to shove…
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Clothing That Plus Size Women Over 50 Need To Avoid And Still Look Like A Class Act Cougar
Well this post is going to get me canceled for sure. I’m breaking the rules and calling out my sister “Big Girls” to stop trying to look like a 20 something fashion blogger and start looking more like a classy cougar! I know the rule lately have been to not body shame, slut shame or…
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I’ve Been On a Short Blog Break But I’m Back And Ready To Kick Ass, So Don’t Believe The Rumors About Rehab.
Hey YOU! I know it’s been a hot minute since I posted a really witty or inspiring post but I have my reasons. There are rumors out there that I had too many White Russians and had to detox on my private island in the sun for a month. That is so not true. Please…
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Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share
Questions I’m Frequently Asked: *Do you think you may have a drinking problem? A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed. *What is your favorite Margarita? A: Frozen, any flavor. Love the kind that’s already made and looks like an adult Capri Sun. *If music played every time you entered…
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Another Round of Hilarious Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Mind During Work, Staying Home With The Kids Or Anytime You Want To Tune Out The World.
We just moved into our new home and since I am trying to unpack my life in a new place, I decided to keep me from posting another rant, I’d find stuff that will make us all giggle a little and maybe have just a little bit better of a day. (That was a monster…
