Category: graduation
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If Midlife Margaritas Was Giving a College 2025 Commencement Speech, This Would Be It
Well, well, well, look at all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed graduates of 2025! Give yourselves a round of applause – you made it! And let me tell you, that’s no small feat. Especially with all the doom and gloom you’ve been hearing from every other commencement speaker out there. Seriously, I’m starting to think they’re all…
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2020 Graduation Commencement Speech as Given by Me.
Well this year was a real shitshow for most of you. And now you will either have a “drive-through” graduation, virtual graduation or no celebration. I also hear that a few celebrities’ will be giving their “2 cents worth”. Folks like John Legend, Jimmy Fallon, Hillary Clinton and even Pitbull. I’m sure they will inspire…
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