Sound like a great movie description on Netflix? Well it’s real life this week here in North Cackalacky (North Carolina). If you’re from somewhere other than here, I know you have seen us on the news. We are the ones showing up in video and pictures with people fighting in gas lines and spitting on… Continue reading Face Masks, Gas Shortages, Locusts Swarms From Underground and Other Fun Stuff That Makes For a Frightful Sci-Fi Movie
We are finally closing in on last call for the pandemic. It’s been a weird year and we really need to wrap our heads around everything that has happened to us to find some closure. It’s not been all fun and games but was it really that bad? For some yes. Many died and I… Continue reading Here’s To The End Of A Perfectly Good Pandemic And A Few Things All Humans Should Avoid In The Next One
It’s almost the end of March, beginning of Spring, close to the end of a pandemic and time for planning your summer dreams! Are you going to take a vacation? Sell your house? Buy an island? What are you doing to do this summer?????? Welcome to another edition of Thirsty Thursday. Let’s get one thing… Continue reading Thirsty Thursday – Summer Dreams Edition
Damn. Was 2020 not the longest year ever? That. Was. Excruciating. I don’t think anyone could say 2020 was their year without bursting out laughing or crying. 2020 was exactly like The Walking Dead and no one will even refute that. No one saw it coming and Therapists are the only billionaires now. Even with… Continue reading 2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And Kick Some Ass.
How’s that for a terrifying title? Thank goodness there isn’t a Pumpkin Spice shortage yet am I right? If that fall vibe hasn’t hit you yet, it will. But 2020 hasn’t been a friend to anyone so why should the fall be different? At least it will pair well with Halloween on ALL levels. I… Continue reading How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe!
Today’s post is boring. I have been in a pandemic funk and I am struggling to get out of it. We had a great week at the beach, had our youngest tested for Covid (NEGATIVE)!, watched the protests and then watched the rioters show up and try to destroy as much of our downtown as… Continue reading I Got Nothing…
If you just read the title in the voice of Captain Kirk (William Shatner), you are one of my people. This Pandemic Quarantine feels like effin 4 ever. I feel like everyday is the same. I’m out of wine coolers and I have finished all of Netflix, Hulu and Disney+ (I don’t even have kids at… Continue reading Captain’s Log: Day 158 Million
Well this year was a real shitshow for most of you. And now you will either have a “drive-through” graduation, virtual graduation or no celebration. I also hear that a few celebrities’ will be giving their “2 cents worth”. Folks like John Legend, Jimmy Fallon, Hillary Clinton and even Pitbull. I’m sure they will inspire… Continue reading 2020 Graduation Commencement Speech as Given by Me.
Anyone else over it? Done with this Pandemic? Done with the people you are trapped at home with? I don’t mean to sound uncaring of the realities of life lost, jobs and income lost, or anything like that. But let’s be real for a moment. Let’s get it all out there. Let’s bitch about the… Continue reading Give Yourself Permission to Bitch About This Pandemic.
This is a blog post from my friend Robin over at http://www.solongpta.com Love her humor during our pandemic! I thought you would too! Re-Nesting Covid Style also known as “PANDEMICS ARE FOR THE BIRDS” So here we are, 2020, the year of the Worldwide Pandemic. Or does “pandemic” mean worldwide? (I’ll google later) It’s real and scary, and… Continue reading Re-Nesting Covid Style