I have to tell you, writing a weekly witty, sarcastic, funny and stupendous post each week is not easy. Lately, I’ve had to watch what I write about because I don’t want to offend or embarrass anyone. Seems we’ve become a very sensitive and easily offended society these past few years. So there’s extra stress… Continue reading Stand Up Comedy Could Save Your Life if the Karen’s Would Just Stay Home and Practice Being Kind
Sounds like a National Lampoon movie doesn’t it? That would probably be the best way to describe any of my families Christmas’s. But holidays do become different the older you get. Especially when your children are grown. I am so very thankful we didn’t have “Elf on a Shelf” All the scenes with the elf… Continue reading How To Know You Are in The Middle of A Midlife Christmas Breakdown That Rivals Every National Lampoons Movie Ever Made
Hello Lovelies! It’s November and I am stressing about buying Christmas gifts. With all this talk of Supply Chain problems, I’m worried I won’t get gifts ordered in time. And buying directly from stores, I’ve looked but nothing is stirring my soul enough to buy it and gift it! So the panic attacks are kicking… Continue reading Holiday Gift Giving Takes On A Whole New Meaning in 2021 And Not Even Amazon Can Save Us From The Wicked Supply Chain
Maybe it was the Supply Chain shortages or maybe the Spirit store just didn’t have the coolest costumes but Halloween costumes sucked this year. I had higher hopes for the creativity of the teens and college kids but they were a big disappointment. It’s Like they didn’t even try. I went to visit my youngest… Continue reading Shout-Out To The Kids That Went All Out For Halloween. The Rest Of You Didn’t Even Try To Raise Hell And It Showed.
A few years ago I wrote about the Pineapple as the Symbol for swingers. Thought I’d tweak it a little and let you all decide! Keep it clean in the comments! One evening, an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the “kitty” so… Continue reading Are Pineapple Symbols Welcoming and Hospitable or Are They Symbolic of The Taboo Swinger’s Secret Lifestyle?
This week’s post is from the awesome Tera Johnson-Swartz of Midlifeit.com. When I started chatting with Missy, I was stoked for the opportunity to swap guest blogs. Hitting midlife has sure felt lonely sometimes, but making a friend that makes me laugh and keeps the drinks coming (check out: Midlife Margaritas Top 10 Cocktails)? She’s… Continue reading Midlife It’s Crazy Moments (So Far Anyway)
I turned 55 today. I still feel 21 mentally and and it probably shows. But, I’m not going to apologize. Lately I’ve noticed other adults acting like middle schoolers. Who wants to revisit that awkward age anyway? And I’m super blessed to be as mentally there and healthy as I possible can given my traumatic… Continue reading It’s My Birthday And I’m Going To Outlive Betty White. Oh, You’re Going To Want To Read This While Sipping A Margarita.
We just moved into our new home and since I am trying to unpack my life in a new place, I decided to keep me from posting another rant, I’d find stuff that will make us all giggle a little and maybe have just a little bit better of a day. (That was a monster… Continue reading Another Round of Hilarious Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Mind During Work, Staying Home With The Kids Or Anytime You Want To Tune Out The World.
We just returned home from a weeks vacation at the coast. Walked in the front door and groaned. We have to start packing for our upcoming move. Ok, we kinda started already but there is so much more to do! What were we thinking? What’s the best way to pack all the wine bottles safely?… Continue reading A Midlife Guide To The Empty Nest Lifestyle While Cheerfully Embracing The Latest Trend of Luxury Apartment Living
Midlife Friends, Have you planned your endgame yet? How are you rolling out of this life? I have researched it for you so sit back, grab a cocktail and let’s plan your funeral! (Not weird at all huh?) With the passing of my 100 year old grandmother last year, I decided to research options. Hers… Continue reading Have You Heard Of These Options To Planning Funerals These Days? Not To Be Weird But We Even Included A Checklist.