It’s been a year since Covid invaded the Earth. Like a big headed, long tentacled alien from plant Zoop. Along with shut downs and shut ups, we wear masks now like it’s nothing. But is it nothing really? For one, I have asthma so getting used to a face mask took a long time. But… Continue reading 8 Reasons To Drink That Covid Masks Have Given Me During The Craziest Year In Human History
Have you gone to any of those “Fact Checking” sites lately? I’m not talking about Snopes either. I’m talking about the ones that claim to verify factual information. I personally like to use Twitter or Facebook for fact checking. All those people are really in the know. Some say they’ve been fact checking for years… Continue reading The Truth About Fact Checking The Loud Mouths Of The World On Social Media And Why You Shouldn’t Give A Rat’s Ass
So leave it to Bernie Sanders to save the year of 2021 with memes we can all laugh at. Even Bernie! Apparently he loved the memes and who will ever forget those mittens! They were handmade just for the Bernmeister. I didn’t create these genius memes but they are all over the internet. So Thanks… Continue reading Bernie Sanders Saves The World With One Meme At A Time. Who Woulda Thought.
Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we will all go nuts. There’s not an opt-out button for us. But, have no fear! Let’s take a minute or two (for the slow readers)… Continue reading 19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps
Christmas is not cancelled. It’s just going to be a bit untraditional with a side of shitshow cornbread this year. I’m going to walk you through a stress free and Covid-19 safe awesome holiday for 2020. YOU are going to love it! Tell the family not to come over this year or that you won’t… Continue reading How to Host an Untraditional Christmas Celebration During A Shitstorm of a Year Like 2020
2020 has not been our friend. Thanksgiving was a bust and Christmas is not longer much better. SO we turned to Twitter to make us laugh and chuckle while drinking our Jingle Juice and scrolling our Twitter feed. So kick back, grab a cocktail and some sausage balls, and get your Christmas Chuckle on with… Continue reading 10 Of The Funniest Christmas Tweets That Would Even Make The Grinch Lol.
Talk about run-on sentences. But hey, anything goes at Midlife Margaritas Inc.,. The short answer is IDK and IDK. (I don’t know for those of you not up on the hip language skills I have accrued over the years). At least I didn’t use the F word. Yet. It’s Covid and Flu season now so… Continue reading How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And Will We Have Finally Elected A President By Then?
Hello Margarita Squad! I guess by now you have heard that I have hooked up with the girls at http://www.RidiculouslyUnperfect.com. I’m not ditching you all here either, just adding another adventure to my life. These girls are fantastic and very dedicated to the cause of reaching out to women everywhere to uplift, inspire and love… Continue reading Adventures During Covid
Tomorrow is September 1st, 2020. My birthday is on the 2nd. Will September be better than March through August? Let’s hope so. I know a lot of people who can’t handle much more before they start to laugh hysterically at everything while drooling. I wake up each morning thinking, “is today gonna suck or will… Continue reading Hello September! Will You Be Awesome or Nah?
Scared yet? The Dictionary says Apocalypse is: the complete final destruction of the world, as described in the biblical book of Revelation. So it doesn’t take a high school degree to figure out we are flying very low to the ground and we might need to abort the mission of trying to save everyone. I… Continue reading We Aren’t Close To The Apocalypse, We Are Knee Deep In It And Need To Pay Attention Before We All Die.