It’s Almost Halloween and Here’s What Scares Me.

It’s almost the witching hour  day (also known as the time when we ran out of coffee pods) and I was thinking about what really scares me. I am just a tiny bit scared of the dark. Like going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and seeing a big brown thing on… Continue reading It’s Almost Halloween and Here’s What Scares Me.

It’s Fall Y’all and Time to Decorate the House with Lots of Pumpkins and Other Spooky Stuff.

It’s Fall Y’all! Or as I call it, “time to pull out the orange crap and pretend to care about the holidays time.” I used to love Halloween. I would decorate everywhere with lots of black and orange and pumpkins and cobwebs, you know, create Halloween vomit everywhere. Then it hit me one year. NO… Continue reading It’s Fall Y’all and Time to Decorate the House with Lots of Pumpkins and Other Spooky Stuff.