It’s Fall Y’all and Time to Decorate the House with Lots of Pumpkins and Other Spooky Stuff.

It’s Fall Y’all! Or as I call it, “time to pull out the orange crap and pretend to care about the holidays time.” I used to love Halloween. I would decorate everywhere with lots of black and orange and pumpkins and cobwebs, you know, create Halloween vomit everywhere. Then it hit me one year. NO… Continue reading It’s Fall Y’all and Time to Decorate the House with Lots of Pumpkins and Other Spooky Stuff.

Hurricanes and Clown Shows

Happy Tuesday Peeps. I am EXHAUSTED. Between dealing with Hurricane Matthew and the clown show that was the presidential debate the other night, I can’t even. You feel it too? Let’s break it down. Hurricane Matthew. We knew it was coming. Hell I bought bread and milk and batteries a week ago so I knew… Continue reading Hurricanes and Clown Shows

25 Things That Keep Me Up at Night

I’m sure my lack of sleep lately has nothing to do with the fact that my diet is awful and late night cocktails are a terrible idea during the week. It’s more likely that these things are keeping me up at night. What keeps you up? 1.       Why did Ryan Seacrest change his hairstyle? Dick… Continue reading 25 Things That Keep Me Up at Night