Think back to when you were really young. Even before that. Anything spooky happen to you? And not just at Halloween. Did dead relatives visit you? Did you have an imaginary friend? Did you often see shadows move? Have creepy dolls that talked or moved around the room? Do you think you are weird and… Continue reading Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years.
Mercury in Retrograde means the planet Mercury appears to stop and move backwards from it’s orbit. This means during this time, all the bad things that happen, you can blame it on Mercury Retrograde. How awesome, considering we are in it right now till after the 2020 election. Terrified yet? I mean we are all… Continue reading What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Halloween And The Election Spawn Monsters To Rule Humanity Like A Version Of A Michael Jackson Video?
How’s that for a terrifying title? Thank goodness there isn’t a Pumpkin Spice shortage yet am I right? If that fall vibe hasn’t hit you yet, it will. But 2020 hasn’t been a friend to anyone so why should the fall be different? At least it will pair well with Halloween on ALL levels. I… Continue reading How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe!
Not everybody loves scary movies but I do. However I have seen them all. Even the newer ones are nothing more than high school, blood and gore, stupid stories. What happened to creativity? Where are the real scary writers? The ones that write like Stephen King or Clive Barker and even Edgar Allen Poe? Most… Continue reading The 5 Best Things That Would Actually Make Scary Movies More Scary
Ok. I love Halloween and I have spent an awful amount of time on Twitter lately. I am obsessed with Halloween tweets. Obvi. So I wanted to share more! I did a top Halloween tweets a few posts ago too. But I had to add to it! And I am also lazy and haven’t been… Continue reading More Halloween Tweets for 2018
Let’s start with the obvious here. You could not breathe in these masks back in the 70s. You felt like you were being suffocated or worse. Halloween costumes back then were frightening, itchy, flammable and so not politically correct. They were made with rayon, polyester or plastic and if your parents smoked you had to… Continue reading Halloweens from our Youth & Hellish Costumes
It’s almost the witching hour day (also known as the time when we ran out of coffee pods) and I was thinking about what really scares me. I am just a tiny bit scared of the dark. Like going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and seeing a big brown thing on… Continue reading It’s Almost Halloween and Here’s What Scares Me.
I can’t believe it’s almost Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas, then 2018! Where does the time go? It’s 83 degrees right now as I type this. This morning I woke up to 49 degrees. However, I still wore short sleeves and no jacket to work because, Menopause. It may have been 49 degrees but it… Continue reading I Got A Lot on My Mind This Week and an Apology to All the Doomsday Preppers.
Crap. It’s fall already? But it’s still in the 90s here! I can’t enjoy a pumpkin spice latte until the temp is below 70. I’m not even done with my Wal-Mart bucket-o-margarita mix. But I am looking forward to whipping up some hot apple cider with a splash of rum. If you’re not sitting on… Continue reading It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!