I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 am And No One Cared That I Almost Died. Not Even The Dog.

It’s hard to continue to love your family when they’re not there for you in your greatest hour of need. Not even the Dog. So here’s what happened: We recently moved into a swanky apartment. And since I am so cautious not to wake up the hubby or the dog when I need to go… Continue reading I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 am And No One Cared That I Almost Died. Not Even The Dog.

The 5 Best Things That Would Actually Make Scary Movies More Scary

Not everybody loves scary movies but I do. However I have seen them all. Even the newer ones are nothing more than high school, blood and gore, stupid stories. What happened to creativity? Where are the real scary writers? The ones that write like Stephen King or Clive Barker and even Edgar Allen Poe? Most… Continue reading The 5 Best Things That Would Actually Make Scary Movies More Scary

It’s Almost Halloween and Here’s What Scares Me.

It’s almost the witching hour  day (also known as the time when we ran out of coffee pods) and I was thinking about what really scares me. I am just a tiny bit scared of the dark. Like going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and seeing a big brown thing on… Continue reading It’s Almost Halloween and Here’s What Scares Me.

It’s Fall Y’all and Time to Decorate the House with Lots of Pumpkins and Other Spooky Stuff.

It’s Fall Y’all! Or as I call it, “time to pull out the orange crap and pretend to care about the holidays time.” I used to love Halloween. I would decorate everywhere with lots of black and orange and pumpkins and cobwebs, you know, create Halloween vomit everywhere. Then it hit me one year. NO… Continue reading It’s Fall Y’all and Time to Decorate the House with Lots of Pumpkins and Other Spooky Stuff.