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Can I Order Sage in Bulk from Amazon? Because We’re Gonna Need a Ton of It to Sage the Shit Out of This Planet.

Every day we wake up to the same crap-different day. War, Politics, Trafficking, Murder, Riots, and the list never ends. We are all out of Hail Mary’s and actual Priests (that haven’t molested anyone) to do exorcisms. I can just about bet the farm we don’t have enough holy water left either. So, what’s next?… Continue reading Can I Order Sage in Bulk from Amazon? Because We’re Gonna Need a Ton of It to Sage the Shit Out of This Planet.

What have we learned over the past few years? Or have we learned anything? Are we coming out better, stronger, faster? I’d say we are a 4 out of 10 for dealing with a pandemic globally. We are in year 3 of this hellacious apocalypse. Let me tell you what I’ve learned, in my own… Continue reading Lessons Learned During the Pandemic Years or as Some Call It, The Political Covid Take Over

Sounds like a National Lampoon movie doesn’t it? That would probably be the best way to describe any of my families Christmas’s. But holidays do become different the older you get. Especially when your children are grown. I am so very thankful we didn’t have “Elf on a Shelf” All the scenes with the elf… Continue reading How To Know You Are in The Middle of A Midlife Christmas Breakdown That Rivals Every National Lampoons Movie Ever Made

It’s hard to continue to love your family when they’re not there for you in your greatest hour of need. Not even the Dog. So here’s what happened: We recently moved into a swanky apartment. And since I am so cautious not to wake up the hubby or the dog when I need to go… Continue reading I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 am And No One Cared That I Almost Died. Not Even The Dog.

Sound like a great movie description on Netflix? Well it’s real life this week here in North Cackalacky (North Carolina). If you’re from somewhere other than here, I know you have seen us on the news. We are the ones showing up in video and pictures with people fighting in gas lines and spitting on… Continue reading Face Masks, Gas Shortages, Locusts Swarms From Underground and Other Fun Stuff That Makes For a Frightful Sci-Fi Movie

We are finally closing in on last call for the pandemic. It’s been a weird year and we really need to wrap our heads around everything that has happened to us to find some closure. It’s not been all fun and games but was it really that bad? For some yes. Many died and I… Continue reading Here’s To The End Of A Perfectly Good Pandemic And A Few Things All Humans Should Avoid In The Next One