Tag: margaritas
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Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share

Questions I’m Frequently Asked: *Do you think you may have a drinking problem? A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed. *What is your favorite Margarita? A: Frozen, any flavor. Love the kind that’s already made and looks like an adult Capri Sun. *If music played every time you entered…
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How To Find Some Sanity By Writing A To-Do List And Letter Writing Campaign Then Celebrate With An Extra Large Margarita.

I wake up every morning thinking this will be the day I will be like Cinderella and clean my house with the singing birds and mice helping and all will be blissful. Then it feels like the wicked step sisters show up about noon and wreck my world. All goes to hell and I wind…
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This Week We Are On Vacation. The Wi-Fi Sucks But The Margaritas Are Strong.

Every summer we take a break and head to N. Myrtle Beach, SC. Same place, same condo, same friends and family. It is about the only place I can truly relax. So this week I’ll just post some pictures of seafood and ocean views on the Facebook page. I’ll be back next week with more…
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8 Reasons To Drink That Covid Masks Have Given Me During The Craziest Year In Human History

It’s been a year since Covid invaded the Earth. Like a big headed, long tentacled alien from plant Zoop. Along with shut downs and shut ups, we wear masks now like it’s nothing. But is it nothing really? For one, I have asthma so getting used to a face mask took a long time. But…
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Covid-19, The Margarita Edition

I know you read my blog for the laughs and rants, but honestly, I got nothing but Virus going on. It’s all anyone can talk about. My entire Twitter, Facebook, Insta, even Pinterest feeds are all about THE virus of the Century. Covid-19 how I HATE you. If you haven’t been paying attention (because you…