Author: midlifemargaritas
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My Neighbors are Like Living Through an Episode of American Horror Story and a List of Things I Highly Recommend This Week to Help with Self Care

Y’all. My upstairs neighbors that I used to call The Vampires, we are now calling them the Hippos. They still don’t ever sleep, but either they weigh a thousand pounds each or they really are hippos because no one, and I mean no one walks that loudly. All day. There is not enough square footage…
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Due to The World Still Spinning Out of Control and Burning up in The Atmosphere, there is no Post Today, But Enjoy These Funny Tweets to Get You Through.

As I try to write a well thought out post with lots of humor and educational value, I realize I have nothing, nada, zip. So, While I sit back and sip on my large Marg-arita and copy/paste funny tweets from my friends, I’ll be thinking about everyone in the coming week. Waiting for something good…
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Teaching the Dog to Talk. Because Life isn’t Hard Enough for us Right Now.

If you’ve been on TikTok since the beginning of Covid like the rest of the world looking for an escape from reality, then you may have heard of Bunny the Talking Dog, aka @whataboutbunny He’s this really cool dog that can talk with his humans via sound buttons. His mom, Christina Hunger, a speech language…
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Crazy Controversies, Conspiracy Theories, Alien Scandal Stories and Peanut Butter Shortages. The End is Near, I Fear So Make It Make Sense.

Recently my Facebook Meme Page is being overrun with absolute nutjobs and trolls who do not understand humor and sarcasm. For that reason, I want to be perfectly clear, that this post is not about any political party or president. It is about conspiracy theories and possible other-worldly incidents. There are things happening in our…
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Disturbing Shopping Story That is Now Part of the New Normal in Suburbia. With a Little Chuckle.

A few of you have asked why I haven’t graced you with more of my awesome blog posts lately. Short answer is Life got in the way! I have to say I was surprised to hear you want more of my mundane dribble! I think we have been so caught up with the past few…