Author: midlifemargaritas
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Holiday Gift Giving Takes On A Whole New Meaning in 2021 And Not Even Amazon Can Save Us From The Wicked Supply Chain
Hello Lovelies! It’s November and I am stressing about buying Christmas gifts. With all this talk of Supply Chain problems, I’m worried I won’t get gifts ordered in time. And buying directly from stores, I’ve looked but nothing is stirring my soul enough to buy it and gift it! So the panic attacks are kicking…
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I’ve Been On a Short Blog Break But I’m Back And Ready To Kick Ass, So Don’t Believe The Rumors About Rehab.
Hey YOU! I know it’s been a hot minute since I posted a really witty or inspiring post but I have my reasons. There are rumors out there that I had too many White Russians and had to detox on my private island in the sun for a month. That is so not true. Please…
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Are Pineapple Symbols Welcoming and Hospitable or Are They Symbolic of The Taboo Swinger’s Secret Lifestyle?
A few years ago I wrote about the Pineapple as the Symbol for swingers. Thought I’d tweak it a little and let you all decide! Keep it clean in the comments! One evening, an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the “kitty” so…
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Red Flags That You Are In A MLM Cult And What You Should Do Next To Get Out Before It’s Too Late
What? You haven’t watched the LuLaRich docuseries yet? Friends, you really need to watch it. I found it on Amazon Prime and the real life drama, #bossbabes, deceit and weird patriarchal context of this company was even more exciting to watch than I first thought! I had to keep reminding myself this was real life!…
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It’s My Birthday And I’m Going To Outlive Betty White. Oh, You’re Going To Want To Read This While Sipping A Margarita.
I turned 55 today. I still feel 21 mentally and and it probably shows. But, I’m not going to apologize. Lately I’ve noticed other adults acting like middle schoolers. Who wants to revisit that awkward age anyway? And I’m super blessed to be as mentally there and healthy as I possible can given my traumatic…
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