Tag: humor
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Farewell to the Nest, Hello to the Margarita Bar: Navigating Midlife as an Empty Nester
There comes a time in most everyone’s life where you wonder, “what the hell do I do now?”. The kids are growing up and don’t need me as much, I hate my job, should I buy an RV? Is God ignoring me? I want to redecorate my house or move, who am I? why can’t…
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Midlifers are Embracing the High Life with Edibles, They’re Enjoying Getting Lit and Surviving Menopause in a New Way
Are you ready to laugh your way through menopause? If you’re a midlifer, you’re probably familiar with the joys of hot flashes, mood swings, and sleepless nights. But have you ever considered using edibles? Have your friends turned you “on” to them yet? Yep, midlifers are turning to yummy edibles to help them cope with…
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OK 2023, Let’s Do This. Time To Kick Butt and Claim a Victory. Be Like the Super Bowl of the World.
How many years now have we said, ok THIS year will be my year? Or THIS year will be normal. We might even say this year we will claim victory over the evil Satan! (Evil laughter). In fact, I think we are all holding our breath this time waiting to see if 2023 says, “hold…
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Rise Up Against the Soul Sucking Humorless Anti Humans as They Try to Steal Our Joy and Our Comedy Shows!
You know who I’m referring to right? The soul sucking robots who have no sense of humor at all and are the most boring people in the world. They are everywhere like they were unleashed from some sort of Labatory that drains the laughing genes from a person’s heart and head. It’s getting pretty scary…
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Top 10 Hilarious Tweets about Christmas That are Guaranteed to Make Giggle like Kris Kringle
Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I put on Christmas music when decorating the tree, not to be festive, but to drown out the sounds of my kids fighting over ornaments and me swearing about the lights. Mass Dude @DudeMass “All I want for Christmas is you” – Middle-aged Mariah Carey to a tube of Ben-Gay…
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